Oh look. It's a ghost. Yawn.

Do any of you watch and enjoy the T.V. shows Ghosthunters, Ghost Adventures, or The Scariest Places On Earth? If so, sorry if I offend you with what I am about to say. First of all, I don't believe in ghosts, so that's part of my disdain for these shows, but not only that, these shows don't even provide a cheap thrill! They're actually more comedies than anything that's thrilling!
I hate these dumb shows with all my heart! These shows are ridiculous! They are dumb. (Have I said dumb enough?)
Let me count the ways these shows are dumb for each dumb show. Maybe you'll agree or nod your head with a knowing-"yeah that guy is telling it like it is about those f#$^% up, sh!#@ headed, mother@$%^&% shows." Well, maybe you won't say it exactly like that, but something along those lines. Well here goes. I am stating my case.

Ghosthunters: (My wife likes to watch Ghosthunters so I try not to make fun of it too much in front of her!)

1. When Joe the Plumber lookalike Jason Hawes says with a straight face, "this may be a residual haunting" to some homeowner, that's just.....dumb. Residual haunting....

2. When Grant Wilson says "This is an EVP. (Electronic Voice Phenomenon) This will record any supernatural voices that our human ears will not pick up." I would love to be on the set to tell him, "Yeah right!" "That's probably your 2 year-old playing with his toys, and that other noise is Jason taking a crap!"


3. The show is horribly edited-It's choppy as hell. Homeowners with "ghosts" are asked something about their experiences with "their" ghosts, at the beginning or the end of the segment, so they give them about a minute or two to talk, then baldy and greasy will cut them off, by jumping out of their seats and say, "ok lets set up," or will shake their hand at the end of segment. It seems all interactions on this show are like this. Even the ghosts are cut off. They could be experiencing a lot of "phenomena," but still, Joe the Plumber and Grant will tell everyone to start packing up-they gotta go! Caspar be damned.

The Scariest Places on Earth:
1. hosted by Linda Blair and narrated by Zelda Rubinstein of Poltergeist fame-Zelda tries to sound scary, but really-those voiceovers of hers! They make her sound like she just got up from a long nap! And poor Linda sounds tired and in need of a nap!


2. The "scary" parts consist of showing people's faces, filmed with nightvision lenses, screaming about something they just heard and which the TV audience does not hear. "Arrrgh! Did you hear that?!" (no we didn't) "Oh God! Did you just hear THAT?!" (again we didn't hear THAT either) That's pretty much it-just repeat that 10 times.


Ghost Adventures:
Boy-imaginative title huh? This one is the worst in my opinion. It consists of an idiot (Zak Bagans) yelling at ghosts with his stupid, greasy, shitty hair. "Hey dude-ghost! Come on out and fight like a real ghost, dude!" This guy is irritating! Most of the time, Bagans will hear something that only he can hear, or be tapped on the shoulder (very convienient that only Zak seems to get tapped or nudged by ghosts!) He'll jump up and shout "Dude! Did you just hear that?!" Most of the time no one has, but sometimes there is the faint sound of something, maybe someone's stomach growling.

This blog did an excellent job of describing this show and Bagans-and I concur wholeheartedly, so I will let you click the link to check it. His description of Mr. Bagans is perfect. (the description of this show is about 1/2 way down the article) C'mon, Ghost! Wait, Wait, I Didn't Mean It! - Sheldon The ...


I would love to see a parody of these shows... oh, wait a minute. Here's a couple of clips from YT comedy group Fried Nothing Television friednothing

We'll Do It Live!

I have decided that I am going to be blogging quite a bit less. (hell compared to some of you extra-prolifics out there-I was a non-existent blip on the blogging radar! I don't know how you guys do it!)We just began a new IEP-delivery format for my special needs students which is kinda involved and will take some time to get used to! I also am overloaded with my regular work stuff, and need to catch up. Staying up late, looking at blogs and trying to find stuff to post is screwing with my sleep too.
I will maybe come by and comment a little here and there, but probably extremely light posting. Whatever the hell that means!

Just watch the first 1:34 of this-the rest is...well, filler I guess!

Cultish Comedy

More exciting, revealing and explosive excerpts from the hot, bestselling new book by Jerome Corsi, Obama Nation-Leftist Politics and the Cult of Personality:

• Ted and I were told by Hussein-Obama staffers that Hussein-Obama was going to appear tomorrow 7-27, in Oskaloosa, Iowa at 1:00PM. We got drove over to Oskaloosa at about 11:00, thinking there was going to be a huge crowd there and we wanted to get a little closer to Hussein-Obama (even though we were following the judge's order to stay no less than 200 feet away from him). We were surprised to see no big crowds, no lines of cars, no police, no Secret Service agents. So we watched and waited. Nothing. Maybe the Hussein-Obama staffer got the date wrong? I don't think we made a mistake.
  
• I found out that yesterday Hussein-Obama actually appeared more than 86 miles away, in Adel, Iowa! I think that was a dirty trick on the Hussein-Obama staffer's part! That was mean! Really mean!
  
• Ted and I got up, cleaned up and went to go eat breakfast at the local IHOP. I had the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity breakfast, and Ted had the Three Eggs and Pancakes platter. Boy, were they good! I love the Rooty Tooty breakfast!
  
• We went back to the hotel. I got sleepy-took a long nap. We woke up, ate lunch at the hotel diner and did some light shopping at Walgreens. I had a snack when we got back to the hotel, and took a shower, and turned in for an early evening. It was a tiring, eventful day!
  
• Got word from our Hussein-Obama "mole" that Hussein-Obama has a devious side. Boy, I bet he has a hell of a lot of skeletons in his closet! We are supposed to meet the "mole" tomorrow at 7:00 PM in a local diner to discuss just what those transgressions are! Whatever he has on Hussein-Obama, it must be really good! As I spoke to him on the phone, he just kept laughing, really hard!
  
• The "mole" didn't show up at 7:00 like we had talked about on the phone. Hmmm, wonder if he's got more dirt on Hussein-Obama, and just wants to compile more stuff for us, and then contact us to meet later? Yes, I think that's the case! At least that's what I think it is!
  
• John O. called me last night. Asked if I had been taking my "medicine." (I hadn't). He told me, "Jerome, you really need to take your medication, remember, like we discussed the last time."
• It's hard to write a book when you can't breathe!
• I am still having those nightmares where I wake up, not being able to breathe, smelling the choking stench of sulfur. It doesn't matter if its during a nap or at night-I keep having those horrible nightmares! I am beginning to wonder if it has to do with something I have eaten. Every time Ted and I eat a good, filling meal, (maybe our meals are too "heavy"?) I always have a nightmare that night! And Ted always seems to get indigestion. I still think Hussein-Obama is trying to poison us!
  

As part of C3fun's dedication to public service, spiritual leader Wayne Bent/Michael Travesser will answer questions that concern the world around us. This week's question is: How can Americans help to alleviate our country's energy problems?

• I think that one thing we should be doing as a nation is relying more on public transportation and when possible, using bicycles to get to work or to universities or colleges. I have always enjoyed using bicycles to get from here to there and riding a bicycle is a great way to exercise. Have you ever ridden a bicycle with a teenage girl or two? Or maybe a couple ladies with blank expressions on their faces? It's great! I found it clears the mind and I just loved those long, long rides around the compound at Strong City!



• I think we should listen to the youth for ideas on how to help gain America's energy independence. The youth, especially teen aged girls, are a vast resource for ideas. About energy that is.



• What about wind power? At Strong City we had a large windmill that just turned and turned when the wind blew. The teenage girls, and I used to just sit and watch the windmill all the time. We would get a blanket, a picnic lunch, and just sit there, hugging and looking at that windmill on a blanket. Too bad we didn't use it for any of Strong City's power needs.



• I am for biofuels. Biofuels can be beneficial to America for its energy needs since most of them are naturally occurring. Father would want us to seek out and what the Earth can naturally provide. I thank the Father for nature, bio fuels, brainwashed female followers, and of course, teenage girls!
  

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I've branched out into other areas. (Namely, idiotic comics!)

Ha! Just saw the one of the funniest crime stories in the paper. I read that on Saturday morning, some dumb oak in New Hampshire tried to rob a bank-"disguised" as a tree! http://news.aol.com/story/_a/man-dressed-as-tree-robs-bank-cops-say/20070709111709990001

A tree! A tree! (have to say that a few times to let it all sink in!)

There was a security camera photo of the robber with leafy boughs and branches duct-taped around his chest and head area. A local police sergeant was quoted as saying that the robber "...really went out on a limb" (!)

Someone recognized the pinehead from the security photo and James Coldwell, 49, was arrested a short time later. Guess he robbed the wrong branch-get it!? The wrong...uhh oh well!

You can really have fun with this one! Wonder if after some time in jail, he might turn over a new leaf? I might just be barking up the wrong tree here. Ok. I'll stop, but here are some comics about Mr. Sprucehead!
















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