tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77385553012749861092024-03-21T03:18:22.516-06:00C3 -Comics, Comedians and ClipsMicgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.comBlogger206125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-83245307009165052222010-03-03T23:02:00.004-07:002010-03-03T23:27:53.951-07:00RIP Jon SwiftHard to believe this, but I just heard from Bluegal that Jon Swift-aka Al Weisel-died on February 27. His dear mom had posted a comment to let his fans know that he had passed. I had kept going back to his blog periodically to check and see if he would post something, anything-I loved his blog and back when I started, his was the first to check for new posts. The guy could write! He could make you laugh your ass off, and make a point at the same time.<br />He gave people like me, a chance to shine a little with his annual "Best Blog Posts of 20.." He was loved by both the left and right. He just seemed happy to contribute to any kind of social-political discussion of the day!<br /><br />I sure hope his blog is kept online. I want to be able to go back once and while and laugh, and get some insight from reading some of the best blog posts ever written.<br /><br />I know I will miss you, "Jon."Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-4974557861748935502010-02-03T20:35:00.006-07:002010-02-03T21:16:13.802-07:00From Behind?! And It Sometimes Comes From Your Behind!This is an old one but after viewing this video again, I took a look at some of the comments. Quite a few of these are pretty damn funny and witty. Watch the video and then look at the comments for the full effect. Yep-there are the usual stupid, racist and unintelligible Youtube comments, but there are some real come from behind winners! Take you pick.<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvq-8ji9hU0">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvq-8ji9hU0</a><br /><br /><br />My Comcast homepage has some dumb ass advertising from different mortgage companies-you know, those stupid people who dance when the cursor is placed on the photo, the lady who looks like she's screaming, etc. The latest one I have seen though, is f'n hilarious. What the hell is wrong with this guy?! It looks like he has just sensed that he is going to have a horrible case of diarrhea, not viewed his latest mortgage payment! Click to see his pained expression!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMayKS4l54BKEHwrP4F4xrdci0SwE7vkgT-S-MMNip0susofwlDeci0_JE1KhFX2nk5jFh6Z3vaAvd9o1VCC2bGlmJ5IrzAc91BVnT_TiqrfFultYO5lfAnj1sK_bQf3W-6VVlR8C3554b/s1600-h/what+an+expression-Mortgage+really+really+bad.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 119px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMayKS4l54BKEHwrP4F4xrdci0SwE7vkgT-S-MMNip0susofwlDeci0_JE1KhFX2nk5jFh6Z3vaAvd9o1VCC2bGlmJ5IrzAc91BVnT_TiqrfFultYO5lfAnj1sK_bQf3W-6VVlR8C3554b/s400/what+an+expression-Mortgage+really+really+bad.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434228267582305010" border="0" /></a>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-11279705838038299002009-11-16T23:18:00.005-07:002009-11-24T18:07:46.495-07:00This post might give you a heart attack.Ok. Remember the "Tourettes Guy?" Remember him? Offensive in name as in words, but I admit, damn funny!<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rqtr_RvR3sY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rqtr_RvR3sY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />This guy might be his successor! This heavy,heavy guy is funny as hell! Heavy, man! His humor carries a lot of weight. His humor is phat...I mean fat. He ain't heavy, he's my brother. Sorry, got carried away there!<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pTUtETu09oQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pTUtETu09oQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rp-vkPlN7Tc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rp-vkPlN7Tc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-39931034204399031272009-10-23T16:44:00.005-06:002009-10-23T17:46:57.360-06:00YES!Yes.<br /><object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D67LYEacBoE&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D67LYEacBoE&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/19/chamber-of-commerce-hoax_n_326069.html">www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/19/chamber-of-commerce-hoax_n_326069.html</a><br /><a style="" href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=3&ved=0CBQQFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2F2009%2F10%2F19%2Fchamber-of-commerce-hoax_n_326069.html&ei=HD_iStO3FZCMswP9pcWvAw&usg=AFQjCNH-Rbh1DBeV8A2x1DZ_uQHvtM0ZLA&sig2=8GEzWwAMKQ5DgLmMdym4pg"></a><br /><br />Yes!<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/v1GCyV22xpg&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/v1GCyV22xpg&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R4WcZ65qxOo&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R4WcZ65qxOo&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-50832740754325294372009-09-30T10:15:00.006-06:002009-09-30T17:49:41.995-06:00Values-they're great! (for some people!)I thought this was hilarious. Mike Stark-progressive blogger, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Youtuber</span>- <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/mrcawguy"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">mrcawguy</span></a> activist and intrepid <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">hounder</span> of the right-went to the Value Voters Summit, and rightfully chided the attendees about why certain <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">righties</span> with shady values were invited to speak or were even allowed to show their face-given their history. If you haven't heard about the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">VVS</span> <a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'','','res','1','')" href="http://www.valuesvotersummit.org/">2009 Value Voters Summit</a> this is a collection of politicians, pundits, and cheerleaders that are the furthest to the far right you can get. In this video, Stark takes a cue from the Fox "ambush" guys and gives these guys a taste of their own medicine. I found the slow-moving, "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Eyore</span>"-turtle-looking guy to be the funniest. (what is the deal with that guy!?) Maybe he is ashamed to be appearing at this collection of nutcases, I don't know.<br /><br /><br /><object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_viG6PE0074&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_viG6PE0074&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />This is indicative of these people on the far right-when they have a sticky hypocritical stance, don't discuss it or try to '<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">splain</span> yourself-just avoid the issue altogether.<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cKAgnzKmDtY&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cKAgnzKmDtY&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-36125490520744509572009-09-26T11:38:00.003-06:002009-09-26T13:28:46.035-06:00When Comments Attack....They're Hilarious!This is quite possibly the funniest, silliest, and most ridiculous anonymous (I've only gotten 3 maybe-since I started) comment I have ever received here! It is amazing in it's simplicity and stupidity at the same time. Whoever you are that penned this great prose in honor of your hero, Thanks! I was trying to find stuff to post, and I think your comment will do for a bit. It's incredible-Thanks again.<br />The post that spurred "anonymous" to submit their eloquence upon thee. Or thy.<br /><div class="post hentry"> <a name="5848777970817984518"></a><a href="http://c3fun.blogspot.com/2009/06/oh-look-its-ghost-yawn.html">Oh look. It's a ghost. Yawn.</a><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> </h3></div><div class="post hentry"><a href="http://c3fun.blogspot.com/2009/06/oh-look-its-ghost-yawn.html"></a><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> </h3><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Anonymous said...</span></div><p style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">you are the idiot ghost are real i hope you get a close look at one some day and shit your pants and second zak is the hotest guy out there your just a wee bit jealouse that he has all the girls talking and we dont even know who the hell you are!</p>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-84369350614845542432009-09-19T15:29:00.008-06:002009-09-20T16:12:28.441-06:00These guys are lovers, not fighters<div>Came across another great Youtube channel <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/surgewakefield">http://www.youtube.com/user/surgewakefield</a> where this guy makes remixes of current events in America. These first two clips are from that channel. Really great interesting stuff, with a few of the clips including some wry social commentary.<br />Funny dubbed up clip of Maher/West conflict:<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8WVay3pspb8&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8WVay3pspb8&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />The <strong>real moral</strong>: Don't condemn people for doing the same <em>fucking </em>things you are doing yourself.<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_xev84uSF3Q&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_xev84uSF3Q&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /></div><br /><br /><br />This is just sad. Dating in the 1980's.<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0bomkgXeDkE&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0bomkgXeDkE&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-55001234053009959032009-09-12T11:28:00.008-06:002009-09-13T23:02:46.144-06:00When all else fails-try using immature pranks and fartingUpdate: Hey friends-I was Googling something about Glenn Beck, when I came across a really great blog with a really funny, wish-I had-thought-of that-one-for-<span style="font-style: italic;">my</span>-blog-name: New World Odor(!) <span style="font-size:100%;"><a fecc297adf13a="true" href="http://newworldodor.wordpress.com/" class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'','','res','2','')"><em><em>New World Odor</em></em></a></span> This blog is done by a cool guy named Paul Sonderman. Please check it out for all things informative, humorous and of course, progressive...uhhm...but not that fascist kind of progressive, Glenn!<br /><br />Just happened to come across these while making my usual rounds within Youtube. Yes these are silly, teenaged (hell, maybe even less than teenaged!)pranks and jokes, but dammit they're pretty funny when you've just had a s#%# week, and its WEEKEND TIME!<br />These two videos are from the collection of pranks and jokes on the Youtube channel-<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/edbassmaster">http://www.youtube.com/user/edbassmaster</a> These guys have a huge collection of silly pranks like hidden camera pranks, including prank calls, parodies, and stuff like these two videos.<br /><br />Pranks like this are something I have always wanted to do but have not. Why? Because my wife would probably pinch the hell out me and give me hell for doing it, and we are ordering food, so...I don't want anything to be...uhmm added to that food. I <span style="font-style: italic;">have</span> asked for a large pizza at McDonalds and ordered a competitor's burger at these joints but no more than that!<br /><br /><object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B3zvzfAIsqc&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B3zvzfAIsqc&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Ok-I know this is gross, but the reactions on the people's faces are funny, and hey-it's a human condition alright!? These aren't even real. It's some kinda fart machine or something.<br /><br /><object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dOg4DfjOj7I&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dOg4DfjOj7I&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560"></embed></object>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-56129086572362322532009-09-06T11:58:00.004-06:002009-09-06T22:55:51.373-06:00Things I Don't Get/Why Do You Do This?!Here are some things I don't get:
<br />*I apologize if you do, say, or have one the things mentioned here:
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<br />1. Why do people say "what's up?" with a terse edge to it? When you come to talk to them in the office-they aren't busy, they're just sitting there, you have worked with them for a while and you yet you still get that damn "what's up?" thing with the why are you bothering me? attitude?
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<br />2. Why do people not get completely into the turn area/middle lane, and just leave enough of the right rear corner of their car so that you have to stop/slow and edge into the right lane risking your car getting hit all because these people can't pull their damn car completely and straightly into the turning lane?
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<br />3. People who continually (not once in a while) make their point by asking a rhetorical question, then answering that question, then asking another, then answering that one, one after another, after another...
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<br />4. People who overuse the sarcastic phrase: Hello?!
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<br />5. Guys who wear their baseball caps backwards
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<br />6. Guys who wear their baseball caps sideways and askew
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<br />7. Guys who have absolutely no hair on their face (and sometimes not on their head either) but have that one tiny patch of hair-between their mouth and chin. What's that all about.
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<br />8. The sagging gang pants thing is bad enough, but then why do you have the emo kids wearing those super tight straight leg pants....with the sag somehow put in the ass area?! WTF?
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<br />I have been wondering this myself.
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<br />I have seen some funny "talking animal" videos, but this one is one of the funniest and well done. From BBC-TV-unfortunately only those in the UK can view those episodes not already posted to Youtube.
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<br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xaPepCVepCg&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xaPepCVepCg&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-20670440454811512432009-08-04T11:14:00.004-06:002009-08-04T11:56:26.794-06:00Hot, sweaty comedyIn looking at my Sitemeter readings, I have noticed that many people click on this link: <a bb8bdbb932e1e="true" href="http://c3fun.blogspot.com/2008_06_15_archive.html"><br />http://c3fun.blogspot.com/2008_06_15_archive.html</a> . In fact, this link <span style="font-style: italic;">is</span> the most popular, and has been for months. It's probably because this post has a link to a blog that has lots of photos of celebrities sweating. Yeah, that's it.<br />What, are you kidding me!? Are you f'n nuts!? It's because of those hot, sweaty photos of Ashanti. Yeah, tell you what, I have clicked on that link "just to check if there is any comments"-a lot!<br />Seeing this clip from Lev Yilmaz' Tales of Mere Existence made me think of that old post!<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lqwPS6wJN-c&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lqwPS6wJN-c&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />I thought this guy (Jimmy Carr) was funny on The Tonight Show.<br /><br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4a75bcc39c01dcbe/4741e3c5156499a7/ca6d7290/-cpid/265999aa1790040" id="W4727a250e66f97234a75bcc39c01dcbe" height="397" width="540"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4a75bcc39c01dcbe/4741e3c5156499a7/ca6d7290/-cpid/265999aa1790040"><param name="allowNetworking" value="all"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></object><br />via <a bb8bdbb932e1e="true" href="http://comedy.videosift.com/video/Tonight-Show-Stand-Up-Jimmy-Carr" title="Tonight Show Stand-Up: Jimmy Carr">videosift.com</a><br /><br />*I added The Good Kentuckian to my blog links. I mentioned TGK, and Liberals Must Die a while back <a bb8bdbb932e1e="true" href="http://c3fun.blogspot.com/2009/04/too-busy-to-do-much-but-these-are-great.html">http://c3fun.blogspot.com/2009/04/too-busy-to-do-much-but-these-are-great.html</a> . This is a great blog folks. There is, apparently, a gentleman angry at the authors of this blog! This person-"Jay" wrote: "you should be ashamed to call yourself Christians, Americans, or Kentuckians, none of these three groups want people like you." He didn't get it. he started his own "The Real Good Kentuckian" lol! TGK is sarcasm, parody-buddy! Oh well- check it out! Very, very funny-irreverent comedy.Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-70074699121811047632009-07-30T23:13:00.004-06:002009-07-30T23:27:20.064-06:00This post is only for the stinky, jerky people out there.Hmmm....I think I may have to get some of this!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lmy9R_WtPbg&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lmy9R_WtPbg&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />The people who made this thing (probably men!) are real jerks!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4S3C4AC908w&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4S3C4AC908w&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-58487779708179845182009-06-19T23:38:00.016-06:002009-06-23T01:30:17.200-06:00Oh look. It's a ghost. Yawn.Do any of you watch and enjoy the T.V. shows Ghosthunters, Ghost Adventures, or The Scariest Places On Earth? If so, sorry if I offend you with what I am about to say. First of all, I don't believe in ghosts, so that's part of my disdain for these shows, but not only that, these shows don't even provide a cheap thrill! They're actually more comedies than anything that's thrilling!<br />I hate these dumb shows with all my heart! These shows are ridiculous! They are dumb. (Have I said dumb enough?)<br />Let me count the ways these shows are dumb for each dumb show. Maybe you'll agree or nod your head with a knowing-"yeah that guy is telling it like it is about those f#$^% up, sh!#@ headed, mother@$%^&% shows." Well, maybe you won't say it exactly like that, but something along those lines. Well here goes. I am stating my case.<br /><br />Ghosthunters: (My wife likes to watch Ghosthunters so I try not to make fun of it too much in front of her!)<br /><br />1. When Joe the Plumber lookalike Jason Hawes says with a straight face, "this may be a <span style="font-style: italic;">residual haunting</span>" to some homeowner, that's just.....dumb. Residual haunting....<br /><br />2. When Grant Wilson says "This is an EVP. (Electronic Voice Phenomenon) This will record any supernatural voices that our human ears will not pick up." I would love to be on the set to tell him, "Yeah right!" "That's probably your 2 year-old playing with his toys, and that other noise is Jason taking a crap!"<br /><a h7023d0b="true" f06ed2c8a02="true" f980c17de4d27="true" jc2789007745c="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBTl_2F7J0m4wQXeHE54fOvBW_3RfnU2n-OY4PI15T9TVUe9BsWseQtFnIC0IYv0RHDqkXkH2vUFt8GVsu3ht73CPIv5BWhQahdi8_455GeCkqfsLOJ2cObLuG82XNnjH-Eir0nVcwBxaT/s1600-h/ghosthunters_4.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 187px; height: 128px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBTl_2F7J0m4wQXeHE54fOvBW_3RfnU2n-OY4PI15T9TVUe9BsWseQtFnIC0IYv0RHDqkXkH2vUFt8GVsu3ht73CPIv5BWhQahdi8_455GeCkqfsLOJ2cObLuG82XNnjH-Eir0nVcwBxaT/s400/ghosthunters_4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349554796156974578" border="0" /></a> <a h7023d0b="true" f06ed2c8a02="true" f980c17de4d27="true" jc2789007745c="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYt_B4baa6l09rtrWrh_80KIsQAb-BcGVaoUe2RM9rhpP_gHeSmoVXYAwxcY551N5tmsiPXfwr12-14ciNiMQAIvxYrizh4A0N7h-r2xARNmVyRl6qHBp5R3abHDl5FGbo6wKY9hTrFWtV/s1600-h/ulliman-ghosthunters.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 168px; height: 127px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYt_B4baa6l09rtrWrh_80KIsQAb-BcGVaoUe2RM9rhpP_gHeSmoVXYAwxcY551N5tmsiPXfwr12-14ciNiMQAIvxYrizh4A0N7h-r2xARNmVyRl6qHBp5R3abHDl5FGbo6wKY9hTrFWtV/s400/ulliman-ghosthunters.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349555365696002066" border="0" /></a><br /><br />3. The show is horribly edited-It's choppy as hell. Homeowners with "ghosts" are asked something about their experiences with "their" ghosts, at the beginning or the end of the segment, so they give them about a minute or two to talk, then baldy and greasy will cut them off, by jumping out of their seats and say, "ok lets set up," or will shake their hand at the end of segment. It seems all interactions on this show are like this. Even the ghosts are cut off. They could be experiencing a lot of "phenomena," but still, Joe the Plumber and Grant will tell everyone to start packing up-they gotta go! Caspar be damned.<br /><br />The Scariest Places on Earth:<br />1. hosted by Linda Blair and narrated by Zelda Rubinstein of Poltergeist fame-Zelda tries to sound scary, but really-those voiceovers of hers! They make her sound like she just got up from a long nap! And poor Linda sounds tired and in <span style="font-style: italic;">need</span> of a nap!<br /><br /><a h7023d0b="true" f06ed2c8a02="true" f980c17de4d27="true" jc2789007745c="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiO4Z5Y5GvN6JumY84bRTK3oSQPZFU3e-ONVuhEKEoGKGsUcHC_aKJrN2vEueEHej1pQQAUsKuYXij_cgvkcqDVcigonHb2Fz0NlqVmdsRBRKaYqD1XAgca-LJ0j2xvxTMuxgV4c5N7Y_sR/s1600-h/draft_lens2359366module13279386photo_1230924969zelda.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 109px; height: 137px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiO4Z5Y5GvN6JumY84bRTK3oSQPZFU3e-ONVuhEKEoGKGsUcHC_aKJrN2vEueEHej1pQQAUsKuYXij_cgvkcqDVcigonHb2Fz0NlqVmdsRBRKaYqD1XAgca-LJ0j2xvxTMuxgV4c5N7Y_sR/s400/draft_lens2359366module13279386photo_1230924969zelda.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349554448646982578" border="0" /></a> <a h7023d0b="true" f06ed2c8a02="true" f980c17de4d27="true" jc2789007745c="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjepzjTZsB1LVyVmm2ERGOozWbmKMerB63J1-_7W-jVPhEun01TDYgLYsn3dqsn9ltLE_Yd-YLqive3pc_CsQUhvFIZvyGIKLnG8TUbWrE9nA3oRR6hHs4jBykqOlZxlrY50phZk2vkuec4/s1600-h/spoe07309b901ic2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 108px; height: 137px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjepzjTZsB1LVyVmm2ERGOozWbmKMerB63J1-_7W-jVPhEun01TDYgLYsn3dqsn9ltLE_Yd-YLqive3pc_CsQUhvFIZvyGIKLnG8TUbWrE9nA3oRR6hHs4jBykqOlZxlrY50phZk2vkuec4/s400/spoe07309b901ic2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349555148804937730" border="0" /></a><br />2. The "scary" parts consist of showing people's faces, filmed with nightvision lenses, screaming about something they just heard and which the TV audience does not hear. "Arrrgh! Did you hear that?!" (no we didn't) "Oh God! Did you just hear THAT?!" (again we didn't hear THAT either) That's pretty much it-just repeat that 10 times.<br /><br /><br />Ghost Adventures:<br />Boy-imaginative title huh? This one is the worst in my opinion. It consists of an idiot (Zak Bagans) yelling at ghosts with his stupid, greasy, shitty hair. "Hey dude-ghost! Come on out and fight like a real ghost, dude!" This guy is irritating! Most of the time, Bagans will hear something that only he can hear, or be tapped on the shoulder (very convienient that<span style="font-style: italic;"> only Zak</span> seems to get tapped or nudged by ghosts!) He'll jump up and shout "Dude! Did you just hear that?!" Most of the time no one has, but sometimes there is the faint sound of something, maybe someone's stomach growling.<br /><a h7023d0b="true" f06ed2c8a02="true" f980c17de4d27="true" jc2789007745c="true" i67ef1acc6="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzvUgdPoeM0SReVnWOc5MG7qwThPqCsVFHfTHvmcR98VpRH0qwETsksVM3nQFEheg3bjTrTUFIYzwqdrwb2Lo822lBXa-LwEIfux2B31Jyqv0nF6I3T-6IxN-XYNIzKr0O5MWkUt1WmBWM/s1600-h/340x.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 106px; height: 106px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzvUgdPoeM0SReVnWOc5MG7qwThPqCsVFHfTHvmcR98VpRH0qwETsksVM3nQFEheg3bjTrTUFIYzwqdrwb2Lo822lBXa-LwEIfux2B31Jyqv0nF6I3T-6IxN-XYNIzKr0O5MWkUt1WmBWM/s400/340x.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349530208041537362" border="0" /></a> <a h7023d0b="true" f06ed2c8a02="true" f980c17de4d27="true" jc2789007745c="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicB2uKFPEM2bwXCtBlW2Ofj8zwI34rHmAypoBADet4sQBwG0hs1JbAYS0YypcuXNMscWxUBWLjYd11TwIm5zA9U0KErwPyWntgSYyhtChNSEaDvjfNJJ9Z-e56YMvHtGK9LKE5NreLQsqL/s1600-h/64183220vm3.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 106px; height: 104px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicB2uKFPEM2bwXCtBlW2Ofj8zwI34rHmAypoBADet4sQBwG0hs1JbAYS0YypcuXNMscWxUBWLjYd11TwIm5zA9U0KErwPyWntgSYyhtChNSEaDvjfNJJ9Z-e56YMvHtGK9LKE5NreLQsqL/s400/64183220vm3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349553993752533122" border="0" /></a><br />This blog did an excellent job of describing this show and Bagans-and I concur wholeheartedly, so I will let you click the link to check it. His description of Mr. Bagans is perfect. (the description of this show is about 1/2 way down the article)<a h7023d0b="true" f06ed2c8a02="true" f980c17de4d27="true" jc2789007745c="true" i67ef1acc6="true" ia76693644fb35ac2c1="true" f5aec1b400c1d87="true" href="http://open.salon.com/blog/sheldon_the_wonderhorse/2009/01/25/cmon_ghost_wait_wait_i_didnt_mean_it" class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'','','res','3','')"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>C'mon, <em>Ghost</em>! Wait, Wait, I Didn't Mean It! - Sheldon The <b>...</b></a><br /><br /><br />I would love to see a parody of these shows... oh, wait a minute. Here's a couple of clips from YT comedy group Fried Nothing Television <span class="video-username"></span><a h7023d0b="true" f06ed2c8a02="true" f980c17de4d27="true" id="video-from-username-THW2TfMfgJk" class="hLink" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/friednothing">friednothing</a><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1_Hmb4p_iRk&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1_Hmb4p_iRk&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LRGnxPKaZug&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LRGnxPKaZug&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-87449475774774693092009-06-18T15:18:00.000-06:002009-06-18T15:18:29.957-06:00Oooooww... Face! Book!I recently joined Facebook at the urging of a fellow special education teacher. I don't know-I just can't get that "into it" so far. It's a little overwhelming for me. Although I do enjoy the "chat" feature and "chatted" with Lisa from <span style="font-weight: bold;">That is Why</span> for a while the other day! There's just too much info for me. I log on, and check out stuff, but I can't take it all in. Maybe it will take some time getting used to. My little questions with Facebook aren't the same are these individuals though:<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dHi-ZcvFV_0&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dHi-ZcvFV_0&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Geez this is stupid! I mean she's stupid. This is from a comedy troupe called Quiet Library <a bb821fef46debe93cecb="true" g1341022426c4103b8d1="true" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/QuietLibrary" onmousedown="urchinTracker('/Events/VideoWatch/ChannelNameLink');" class="hLink fn n contributor">QuietLibrary</a> Boy oh boy! You need to check these people out on their Youtube channel if you haven't already! Internet sketch comedy is often dark, running the limits of taste (Derrickcomedy and Thewhitestkidsuknow for example) and "edgy," and these guys do have some clips that are very dark, but well played out, and ultimately funny as hell!<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F226lI-lo5M&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F226lI-lo5M&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-41566803881775524702009-06-14T15:40:00.001-06:002009-06-15T11:03:42.777-06:00Are you with me on this?I sometimes watch Chris Matthews' Hardball. As I have said before in other posts, I don't watch much TV. In watching this show, I find Matthews to be sometimes kind of irritating.<br /><br />It's his manner of speaking, and his pronunciation of words that gets me.<br /><br />I know I am being nit-picky, superficial and silly but this affects my ability to watch Hardball. His pronunciation of certain words or names like Cheney get to me. He pronounces the name "Cheeney." Yes, there's an interesting controversy about this particular pronunciation: <span style="font-size:100%;"><a e90a820d2335994c="true" jfd8e7830="true" j11337f2b76e152="true" b99338c0d99="true" href="http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200905220008" class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'','','res','4','')">Liz <em>Cheney</em> v. Lynne <em>Cheney</em>/<em>Chris Matthews</em> on <em>Pronunciation</em> .</a> (So maybe he's actually correct here!)<br />But there are other little things he says that just add up to irritation-at least to me. He pronounced Holocaust several times the other day as "Hollycaust"; he pronouced zealot, which I would pronounce and I would assume most other people would pronounce as "zeh-lut"; as "zeh-lot"- accenting the first syllable, instead of balancing both. He reads news items incorrectly all the time. They're all jumbled up, mixed up. He starts reading a quote, then has to start over-all the time. He asks people for their viewpoints, then interrupts them while they are speaking to ask about something else.<br />Also, that weird, downward-turned mouth of his. What's with that?! Is it just me?!<br /><br />I know-it's stupid.<br /><br />I subscribe to The Frank Factor channel on Youtube.</span><a e90a820d2335994c="true" jfd8e7830="true" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/TheFrankFactor"> TheFrankFactor</a><span style="font-size:100%;"> He's like an uncensored, raging Billo, but on the complete opposite side of the political spectrum. I check him out when I need an antidote for the righty stuff I sometimes check out. If you check him out, keep in mind that he is raging! He uses a <span style="font-weight: bold;">lot</span> of cussing to get his point across!<br />He uses the term "fucktard" a lot! I can't help it but when I think of the term "fucktard," I think along these lines:<br /></span><a e90a820d2335994c="true" jfd8e7830="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm-MW18nT4sjhCPSBr0SJfGjws1ihJ6lngGIxiATI1JoXdkwvSwgC4SxbHVFLQ0OWoVC8kelm3RSj4kHMYDAPbWrwCettMCq-tB3-rxVnEa_O36mdkhD6lK8INbJ25033PsoU86DTFk8sw/s1600-h/pic_001.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 104px; height: 156px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm-MW18nT4sjhCPSBr0SJfGjws1ihJ6lngGIxiATI1JoXdkwvSwgC4SxbHVFLQ0OWoVC8kelm3RSj4kHMYDAPbWrwCettMCq-tB3-rxVnEa_O36mdkhD6lK8INbJ25033PsoU86DTFk8sw/s400/pic_001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347246594166188930" border="0" /></a> <a e90a820d2335994c="true" jfd8e7830="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2c1Kx_KRPFgn-qIcHiDURj_2yKlVn3SaaAXBWP5CKGhz0ll8NRJF26qh_6-1yFyDw2ZCdQAwy3HjlMK9CWH6lwsY2Zq4rBIKCF3l-f0zulkA9ptHTG_WFFIYFClyzpgFzobVaFJcaBbEl/s1600-h/f-tard.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 110px; height: 158px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2c1Kx_KRPFgn-qIcHiDURj_2yKlVn3SaaAXBWP5CKGhz0ll8NRJF26qh_6-1yFyDw2ZCdQAwy3HjlMK9CWH6lwsY2Zq4rBIKCF3l-f0zulkA9ptHTG_WFFIYFClyzpgFzobVaFJcaBbEl/s400/f-tard.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347249317491812946" border="0" /></a> <a e90a820d2335994c="true" jfd8e7830="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsS9nyACvt7WqxB0U5vo7oZ831Cn4FKRrv5ZXxs37pjLR2UwaMrklMgm7yDZPgtooc82PHlS56yjSHf5-O0JwAcqzIuMzFnVu5X4n8tNRC1LylDK2oiMLNbm60LMv4npHNS4Y22UJM0ZiW/s1600-h/f-tard2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 93px; height: 155px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsS9nyACvt7WqxB0U5vo7oZ831Cn4FKRrv5ZXxs37pjLR2UwaMrklMgm7yDZPgtooc82PHlS56yjSHf5-O0JwAcqzIuMzFnVu5X4n8tNRC1LylDK2oiMLNbm60LMv4npHNS4Y22UJM0ZiW/s400/f-tard2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347249560855146258" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NgYG0bkGi6s&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NgYG0bkGi6s&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-56997371809414291232009-06-03T18:21:00.011-06:002009-06-03T19:08:34.172-06:00New Music News and Other CrapWhile Dick Cheney has been hitting the talk show circuit in earnest,he also has been trying something new lately-music! Yes, Dick has decided, what the heck-he was gonna go for it, and try doing a little rapping. He always knew he had it in him.<br />This is the front and back of his debut offering-"<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Jus' Dickin' Around</span>"<br /><br /><a g192332fe0af312054="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqEu6Ej4wcBNX299mAHol0g5SiaCNmdmjNpEBAnx8bZkFyies7OeVAvzts0PhjUFhDkMwmrkjSX05wNmLxCKchjSMeBF_nskBFdSZ6-QFuoKL45xhiyAkTRUQ4lNX1yD8tDm8nkrFZTkGx/s1600-h/Cheney's+new+career+move.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 201px; height: 173px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqEu6Ej4wcBNX299mAHol0g5SiaCNmdmjNpEBAnx8bZkFyies7OeVAvzts0PhjUFhDkMwmrkjSX05wNmLxCKchjSMeBF_nskBFdSZ6-QFuoKL45xhiyAkTRUQ4lNX1yD8tDm8nkrFZTkGx/s400/Cheney's+new+career+move.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343262684404436450" border="0" /></a> <a g192332fe0af312054="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtNlPEzbwvIm7d3elyUmww0RsfYt25MRgBtS2dfN8wUYVGiJIfq9xrHKmHR3E1ko6zit6DCoVr6XXtbvSAnaQhJeTqgU_yfk98qt3IBVoTlUAcQjJxBTwKIKvpuigXKqPaFML2YYm5LGAs/s1600-h/back+of+DC%27s+rap+cda.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 208px; height: 169px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtNlPEzbwvIm7d3elyUmww0RsfYt25MRgBtS2dfN8wUYVGiJIfq9xrHKmHR3E1ko6zit6DCoVr6XXtbvSAnaQhJeTqgU_yfk98qt3IBVoTlUAcQjJxBTwKIKvpuigXKqPaFML2YYm5LGAs/s400/back+of+DC%27s+rap+cda.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343268725429358802" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I have always liked the show <span style="font-weight: bold;">Just Shoot Me</span>. We even got a DVD of the series a few years back. One of my favorite characters was Kevin, played by Brian Posehn. The guy was born for comedy-just look at him! Funny delivery, voice, looks-you can't go wrong with that! I hadn't realized he was such a funny standup comedian. (NSFW)<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PWJ73PKzcFQ&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PWJ73PKzcFQ&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-15313567117238547762009-05-31T00:39:00.030-06:002009-05-31T14:11:54.883-06:00So there I was minding my own business.......trying desperately to find that one video clip of Valerie Bertinelli in her blue bikini by the pool. (Thanks Marie Osmond-what a ditz you are! Without your silly, jealous, maybe prudish(?) comments about the 49 year-old Valerie in a bikini and the subsequent gossip show's reports-that included a glimpse of Val in said bikini-I would not have known there was such a glorious testimony to the effects of someone like Val working her...a-well...extra pounds off-she still has curves! and it gives me uhhm...inspiration to work out myself.)<br />I know-most of this post sounds like so many double entendres! Most-(really-no kidding!) are not meant to be-they just came out ....awww forget it!<br /><br />So... I came across some Youtube clips of gorgeous Valerie! Little did I know that I would also come across some of the weirdest, funniest YT comments I have seen in a while! *Just to let you know-as with many Youtube comments-these are some of the most nasty, profane, silly, immature, sexist, and mean spirited digital diatribes unleashed against people. Sometimes they can be kinda funny to point out though!<br /><br />*(Click to enlarge)On one clip- (channel names/commenter names taken off to protect the innocent, even though I know you can check them out on YT yourself. People don't need any more or unwanted attention on YT) There's one guy who comments about the clip fairly innocuously-but gets his head chewed off by another commenter. At the end of the exchange, the 1st guy gets the last laugh!<br />In another VB clip "pants around the ankles guy" shows up again! Relentless, he is!<br /><br /><a g1de31eade3b5a0989="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjST-Vq1t6QA_FhW27qlZon2NSts6u4i2jOLOM04qPB7xaTkmB14l1-o_7LK04nkrFjctMwdlJfYiGX5y0sOBEpCpEqEfRnqVWs1c28QlvEz0fvHJrK2U80qFMa42YixgwZRaDBaU7MKmPa/s1600-h/VB+in+Bikini+comments+1ab.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 132px; height: 121px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjST-Vq1t6QA_FhW27qlZon2NSts6u4i2jOLOM04qPB7xaTkmB14l1-o_7LK04nkrFjctMwdlJfYiGX5y0sOBEpCpEqEfRnqVWs1c28QlvEz0fvHJrK2U80qFMa42YixgwZRaDBaU7MKmPa/s400/VB+in+Bikini+comments+1ab.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342056084643146114" border="0" /></a> <a g1de31eade3b5a0989="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSIq5vAUvXvotsjYFLQqOVFTYn-pXkxo7892O1K6k6h_Bz2jaPC_KbxaMGRzpeb2GYGhs6QgtGCO7aLetRRYXbbK2mvfFK5T1ZQC3Mxr8EX4QKAJdiAqaMm0ECFA6x52hWzMXj2xetX5Bd/s1600-h/VB+in+Bikini+comments+2a.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 123px; height: 126px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSIq5vAUvXvotsjYFLQqOVFTYn-pXkxo7892O1K6k6h_Bz2jaPC_KbxaMGRzpeb2GYGhs6QgtGCO7aLetRRYXbbK2mvfFK5T1ZQC3Mxr8EX4QKAJdiAqaMm0ECFA6x52hWzMXj2xetX5Bd/s400/VB+in+Bikini+comments+2a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342057780388380690" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span>I checked out "super angry commenter's" (from the first screenshot) channel. Looks like someone's got anger issues!<br /><br /><a g1de31eade3b5a0989="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoUxY1HUtRL4IXGUX9kbUWwa7wPCAPFwedeI-HKzkYL5kPoo3MfomNBhIXVOwj5IRX_XJPaOchJHtlDyhI1ZoLXBQWFdbBHhJlio2XSmxlf7JnGBkF-qQCco6qMbSIBS768MC-9IChfmpf/s1600-h/Angry+YT+commenter+1a.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 111px; height: 137px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoUxY1HUtRL4IXGUX9kbUWwa7wPCAPFwedeI-HKzkYL5kPoo3MfomNBhIXVOwj5IRX_XJPaOchJHtlDyhI1ZoLXBQWFdbBHhJlio2XSmxlf7JnGBkF-qQCco6qMbSIBS768MC-9IChfmpf/s400/Angry+YT+commenter+1a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342058418298865138" border="0" /></a> <a g1de31eade3b5a0989="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhERQAjKg5o6LbdK3AxDdlp9Gm_wyA1fVZqxuG6-65vnLRsTBcSg3ImqLGphHIyQVujaURJ4Itrq-bTygMV_TjT6iahGwnPT98aCCDOCOmTseTxYGgNQ1WMbbyFl6p-ZGZItF7gGq6aDEpc/s1600-h/Angry+YT+commenter+2a.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 118px; height: 136px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhERQAjKg5o6LbdK3AxDdlp9Gm_wyA1fVZqxuG6-65vnLRsTBcSg3ImqLGphHIyQVujaURJ4Itrq-bTygMV_TjT6iahGwnPT98aCCDOCOmTseTxYGgNQ1WMbbyFl6p-ZGZItF7gGq6aDEpc/s400/Angry+YT+commenter+2a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342058853288962562" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Yes-Ms. Bertinelli has inspired many comments. Including guys(?) who want Valerie to wear a certain type of bikini...and horny guys who get ridiculed by other guys...<br />...and what's with the "pink polka dot" guy!? In another VB bikini clip (yes-I checked them<span style="font-style: italic;"> all </span>out!) he's still got "designs" on Valerie's swimwear!<br /><br /><a g1de31eade3b5a0989="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyUw11RxUnkFwp2LQ6LZ9XS_ZkWTW-kfqQ9OJqU4pqy1h4GBy7DXEw30Ea3VYi6vZbVM8us4g9xXmn-a-xntjiLOpjL0B3kWNqTQPzDYZmVIvxCrIgDKUW_MWAiKprrtpoUmx0688I5TQT/s1600-h/Weirdo+VB+in+a+Bikini+Commenters+1a1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 128px; height: 130px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyUw11RxUnkFwp2LQ6LZ9XS_ZkWTW-kfqQ9OJqU4pqy1h4GBy7DXEw30Ea3VYi6vZbVM8us4g9xXmn-a-xntjiLOpjL0B3kWNqTQPzDYZmVIvxCrIgDKUW_MWAiKprrtpoUmx0688I5TQT/s400/Weirdo+VB+in+a+Bikini+Commenters+1a1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342060042756615746" border="0" /></a> <a g1de31eade3b5a0989="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPhmN0PJzmRKuaKeecrUCjnDMP1PQz47oAaLV7R-0bJygTC_6u4UclfB3RwjtYRg5f5iwYgI4mqMot2k6-HCrVEcdYfTQ3q0GzbASG7cSbSF7A_Jm5LgCF3g08mMEMPi19DLfgkRrSo1vt/s1600-h/Weirdo+VB+in+a+Bikini+Commenters+2a1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 132px; height: 129px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPhmN0PJzmRKuaKeecrUCjnDMP1PQz47oAaLV7R-0bJygTC_6u4UclfB3RwjtYRg5f5iwYgI4mqMot2k6-HCrVEcdYfTQ3q0GzbASG7cSbSF7A_Jm5LgCF3g08mMEMPi19DLfgkRrSo1vt/s400/Weirdo+VB+in+a+Bikini+Commenters+2a1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342060890695712850" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Finally-of all the strange, horny, disgusting comments directed at Valerie, the next two have to be the strangest! What is the deal with the Illuminati amidst the hottie?! I mean, you're seeing all these slobbering guys' comments, and then this weird stuff about aliens and Alex Jones pops up! I don't get it!<br /><br /><br /><a g1de31eade3b5a0989="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBWfP_8sdl174wEvkhEmfaOCihBHxq6-m_NGYDj4CemhlNGMfRKgjAtjeLB_wR6UEusaqtINgjFlJDB6UNT3H4u7vhhbgeVO9upjBXptz5cm5oOURjgwBWlZITFe0dbSemxtrkflqrGsSW/s1600-h/Illuminati+amidst+the+hottie+1a2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 126px; height: 125px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBWfP_8sdl174wEvkhEmfaOCihBHxq6-m_NGYDj4CemhlNGMfRKgjAtjeLB_wR6UEusaqtINgjFlJDB6UNT3H4u7vhhbgeVO9upjBXptz5cm5oOURjgwBWlZITFe0dbSemxtrkflqrGsSW/s400/Illuminati+amidst+the+hottie+1a2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342062675399360306" border="0" /></a> <a g1de31eade3b5a0989="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCWs1qjSBiIgigaaeVf_zW28ewpRxaYFWl_HYPjO-OB7ZU3wkqYUzvckBaINnRhtQg5RY8_557k-LSy6NVEyVRblJU6PNBnqEFDjSqgOZyGzRTIgneo-oy-r1pBxIOOm4tBLz75LyJXgk6/s1600-h/Illuminati+amidst+the+hottie+1b1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 143px; height: 128px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCWs1qjSBiIgigaaeVf_zW28ewpRxaYFWl_HYPjO-OB7ZU3wkqYUzvckBaINnRhtQg5RY8_557k-LSy6NVEyVRblJU6PNBnqEFDjSqgOZyGzRTIgneo-oy-r1pBxIOOm4tBLz75LyJXgk6/s400/Illuminati+amidst+the+hottie+1b1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342063229193799666" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />I really need to lose some since we're talking about extra pounds! Speaking of weight issues...just saw a repeat TV medical show about that heaviest man in the world. Ugh! Reminds me of this clip!<br /><br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" height="450" width="440"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf"><param name="flashvars" value="key=a00dccd6c7"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><embed flashvars="key=a00dccd6c7" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="450" width="440"></embed></object><div style="text-align: center; width: 440px;"><a g1de31eade3b5a0989="true" href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a00dccd6c7/home-liposuction-kit" title="from stevealtman">Home Liposuction Kit</a> - watch more <a g1de31eade3b5a0989="true" href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die">funny videos</a></div>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-86406673608472650142009-05-27T23:37:00.010-06:002009-05-30T00:40:21.215-06:00Ok....what the hell are you people after!?This is kinda freakin' me out, ok?<br /><br /><a c14b843cb6="true" h74922e29589c158558e="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9CD_ZiIA4_SN0kPs119jUFEEObYLp-qlIk7VRXgxz-Vgb8xXhnB0XDl0PzVeLf2fzsVOJ8VMgUp48R_LSWin3P5l4_kIaTEq2G7CVrbbZYDSlW8_63X4_8i0gwcGbvsMKCwFvV5UbTtVZ/s1600-h/Is+is+Adam+Levine+1a.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 131px; height: 182px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9CD_ZiIA4_SN0kPs119jUFEEObYLp-qlIk7VRXgxz-Vgb8xXhnB0XDl0PzVeLf2fzsVOJ8VMgUp48R_LSWin3P5l4_kIaTEq2G7CVrbbZYDSlW8_63X4_8i0gwcGbvsMKCwFvV5UbTtVZ/s400/Is+is+Adam+Levine+1a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340753322236357906" border="0" /></a><br />What are you people looking for?! Tell me! I have been looking at my Sitemeter readings for the last week or so, and for some reason a bunch of people have been looking at this archive: <a c14b843cb6="true" class="linkification-ext" href="http://c3fun.blogspot.com/2008_02_24_archive.html" title="Linkification: http://c3fun.blogspot.com/2008_02_24_archive.html">http://c3fun.blogspot.com/2008_02_24_archive.html</a> It contains a response to a tag from Jen at Casual Slack, an Onion News video about Nascar, a dumb poem I did about flying like a bird, a thing about Adam Levine, and a dumb thing I did about Obama and Hillary before the Primary.<br /><a c14b843cb6="true" h74922e29589c158558e="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJfht_8HMCnV1HjFGJUq3BXWyA3lHf-boYFxzUqxU0EPzgZDnwTV7eKSgwEjc61WcH6rmqDsjCVR5-KnvraTEZ6AGGY7bWVCVze-T0nugfXRJgmQlI8Ip-RqN_ElcGqxCewOJQInr1OALq/s1600-h/Is+it+Adam+Levine.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 126px; height: 182px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJfht_8HMCnV1HjFGJUq3BXWyA3lHf-boYFxzUqxU0EPzgZDnwTV7eKSgwEjc61WcH6rmqDsjCVR5-KnvraTEZ6AGGY7bWVCVze-T0nugfXRJgmQlI8Ip-RqN_ElcGqxCewOJQInr1OALq/s400/Is+it+Adam+Levine.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340753590943993154" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Could it be the Adam Levine thing? Some twisted people trying to find pics of him? Can't be <span style="font-weight: bold;">my</span> stuff. The Onion thing can be found on Youtube proper, so that's out. What the heck is it?! It's driving me nuts since these visits just seemed to jump all of a sudden.<br /><a c14b843cb6="true" h74922e29589c158558e="true" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuHmEVjZzVHhMXxoH7CKWBB22QmxJHpHJKee_fnlDpTHuNgdiskyW-reDVbeV-PNYf_jZO8_KDGrqJmEpfwN1LjwiDxMn7kl1WWjFvVb2NaX_1g5g7IIvanCN8NjaJmHADZ-XzbNHVFCka/s1600-h/worried+that+its+Adam.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 115px; height: 152px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuHmEVjZzVHhMXxoH7CKWBB22QmxJHpHJKee_fnlDpTHuNgdiskyW-reDVbeV-PNYf_jZO8_KDGrqJmEpfwN1LjwiDxMn7kl1WWjFvVb2NaX_1g5g7IIvanCN8NjaJmHADZ-XzbNHVFCka/s400/worried+that+its+Adam.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340754041564008706" border="0" /></a><br />Let me know-are there some Adam Levine crazies out there? Most of the time I can tell what caused the jump from my usual say, 10 daily visits to maybe 50-60. Not this time. But I do have suspicions it's you Adam Levine nuts. Am I right?<br /><br /><br />I saw this funny guy Andy Borowitz' stuff on the Huffington Post, a little while back, and from then I have been hooked on his funny stories! I subscribed to his zany little news reports. Check them out, and get a free subscription-these news stories are funny as hell!<br /><a c14b843cb6="true" class="offsite" href="http://borowitzreport.com/">borowitzreport.com</a><br />Crazy, screwy, somewhat Onionish, (but probably sometimes funnier) observations about our world today that's for sure! Here are a couple of his recent items:<br /><h1><span style="font-size:100%;"><a c14b843cb6="true" href="http://www.borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=7021">Cheney to Travel Around Country in Sound Truck</a></span></h1><span class="postdate"></span> <h1> <a c14b843cb6="true" href="http://www.borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=7027"> <span style="font-size:100%;">Gingrich: Pelosi Not Good Enough Liar to be Speaker</span></a></h1><h1><span style="font-size:130%;">This new one kills me:</span><br /></h1><h3 class="r"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a c14b843cb6="true" href="http://www.borowitzreport.com/" class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'','','res','1','')"><em>Harassed By Photographers</em>, <em>Susan Boyle Dons Disguise</em> - Borowitz Report</a></span></h3>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-10479088201551273352009-05-27T00:29:00.003-06:002009-05-27T23:35:33.296-06:00Maybe you saw this maybe not...I apologize for not being around to comment lately-I will be able to later this week...pretty busy lately...<br />With the CA Supreme Court decision handed down recently, these come to mind...<br />The NOM's "Gathering Storm" commercial/fodder for satire inspired many to parody its lameness. There were many really funny storms that were produced from the original gathering storm-including Colbert's and Lizz Winstead's very funny edition.<br />This one, done with Xtranormal's movie-making tools <a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'','','res','1','')" href="http://www.xtranormal.com/">Xtranormal Text-to-Movie</a> is one you may have missed, but it's pretty f'n hilarious. I have wanted to do one of these Xtranormal movies for a while since I heard about it. Now that I have a little extra time, I'll give it a try!<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mJGR8YDd_lU&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mJGR8YDd_lU&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Geez I almost feel like getting a Mac lately-If we could afford the damn thing! I have been having a lot of trouble with setting up a wireless network and also trouble with IE 8 and 7 not displaying my work's webmail and Comcast's webmail correctly! Windows can suck sometimes! I have XP and it sucks also!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NxJoHWeiHXc&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NxJoHWeiHXc&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-16569827583594653252009-05-12T21:49:00.003-06:002009-05-12T22:09:13.082-06:00Go Get 'em Janeane!!I turned on Fox News just to see what's up and Orally and Cannity were both going off on Janeane Garofalo. (and Wanda Sykes and Obama and....etc etc. By the way-I loved Wanda's stuff!!)<br /><br />Fox's Ambusher in Chief-Griff (Griff!?) Jenkins did just that outside of one of Garofalo's latest gig outside of Starbucks in Mass.<br />I didn't think Fox got what they wanted from Janeane. She remained cool, calm, and didn't go back on what she said about the Teabaggers. The camera was obviously shoved in her face to get a reaction, and possibly a shove or two, but unfortunately for Griff and Fox, it didn't happen. There was some choppy editing-("yeah-let's try to cut out those parts where I try to irritate her to hit me") but really Garofalo kicked Griff's ass. I loved when she said (in response to Griff asking her to give the 'baggers an apology: "I don't... so they're going to have to wait a long time."!! lol and lmao and rotflmao! <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1wYcKDO8RFI&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1wYcKDO8RFI&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Is that Griff dude possibly the silliest looking human being you have ever seen? This guy looks like a reject from Revenge of the Nerds! No wonder he's usually <em>behind</em> the camera! What a dork!Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-56945099568837835982009-05-10T15:56:00.005-06:002009-05-10T17:38:56.444-06:00Happy Mother's Day!To all the moms out there: Happy Mother's Day! Hope you are all having a special day, for all of you moms out there are very special!<br /><br />I get former PC World columnist Steve Bass' Techbites Newsletter (check it out/sign up for the great free weekly newsletter that you can get in your inbox for really cool and helpful computer information like excellent security, tools and utility programs-many of them free and links for Internet interests <a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'','','res','2','')" href="http://www.techbite.com/">TechBite by Steve Bass</a>) In Techbite's Time Wasters section-where there are Internet silliness, games and funny videos, I found this (I embedded from Bass' YT channel) funny clip: (off-color language)<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/r9E3BkhDi8I&hl=" fs="1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oZzgAjjuqZM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oZzgAjjuqZM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-5462809553660163832009-05-05T19:36:00.006-06:002009-05-05T23:40:26.184-06:00<div><br /><br /><div>* Geez-I can't keep those Eugene Mirman (where he recorded a homophobic long distance company's spiel-and his very funny responses) links up to save my life! I have had mp3's, Youtube "videos" of these 3 calls, and now-nothing. I did find an Mp3 (on a really cool Internet pop media site WFMU <a class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'','','res','3','')" href="http://blog.wfmu.org/" bf3ae81aba6="true">WFMU's Beware of the Blog</a> -check it out for all manner of odd, funny, and really neat Internet stuff!) of one of the funnier of the 3 calls (not the funniest-that's the one with the male caller in my opinion!) Until I get more of these sacred Mp3's, here is the Mp3 of the call from "Kizzie Musselman" of the "Faith, Family and Freedom Campaign."</div><br /><br /><div><a href="http://www.box.net/shared/gxdddcuili" bf3ae81aba6="true">http://www.box.net/shared/gxdddcuili</a></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>Speaking of Eugene, he seems to get a lot of weird telemarketing calls. And he seems to quite enjoy making jokes out of them! On Mirman's site he has a bunch of streaming media of these calls, including all 3 right wing Christian anti-gay telemarketer calls for you to hear. Check them out! There's also some other assorted stuff to enjoy!</div><br /><br /><div><a href="http://eugenemirman.com/audio-treasures/" bf3ae81aba6="true">http://eugenemirman.com/audio-treasures/</a><br /><br />A long-lost photo for us to remember these two by:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinqTs4i0uJyT6_1kp1AZtqXshf1hZAtEsg6HnusOajfjqEHLgnMRYRHy36NLk9MowwOooutpmtGuNdQ694sAfKrv9CR4WfeYOzpudMeiySt_C3s995o2cNpuoxbPekonyQWOoqvNGQeOjS/s1600-h/the+pact.JPG" bf3ae81aba6="true"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332580564399838834" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 264px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinqTs4i0uJyT6_1kp1AZtqXshf1hZAtEsg6HnusOajfjqEHLgnMRYRHy36NLk9MowwOooutpmtGuNdQ694sAfKrv9CR4WfeYOzpudMeiySt_C3s995o2cNpuoxbPekonyQWOoqvNGQeOjS/s400/the+pact.JPG" border="0" /></a></div><br /><div></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivfcJQMn88j8lCLOn4kqQ2yexfWOCyUVR0HiHQ6EJGCRgZXVZeIw85yKt0RkRU6ncXx5g17ysejMcVaPZfg7QntN8IGPYjJlJrHaPUiaWlwpXBW4_ke4qovCYWGVAUH9KPlO3M1gd4j_Nz/s1600-h/Fox"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332581363783696530" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 144px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivfcJQMn88j8lCLOn4kqQ2yexfWOCyUVR0HiHQ6EJGCRgZXVZeIw85yKt0RkRU6ncXx5g17ysejMcVaPZfg7QntN8IGPYjJlJrHaPUiaWlwpXBW4_ke4qovCYWGVAUH9KPlO3M1gd4j_Nz/s400/Fox's+Great+Americans.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><div></div></div>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-46519086998973243592009-04-27T17:16:00.005-06:002009-04-29T04:51:32.891-06:00Too busy to do much but these are great!<div>This site is similar in nature to Jon Swift's great site-but this is Jon Swift in overdrive! Funny!<a d3b512e06a4="true" j9bf4a74b="true" href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthegoodkentuckian.blogspot.com%2F&ei=Vyv4Sc-1D6bksgOH96DzBA&usg=AFQjCNFsbolYvi509SgsbxmQ89DrlQWOUQ" class="l" onmousedown="return rwt(this,'','','res','1','AFQjCNFsbolYvi509SgsbxmQ89DrlQWOUQ','')"><em><em> The Good Kentuckian. </em></em></a><br />I think I had found a link for The Good Kentuckian through Crooks and Liars, then found a link for Liberals Must Die. <a d3b512e06a4="true" class="l" onmousedown="return clk(this.href,'','','res','1','')" href="http://www.liberalsmustdie.com/">LiberalsMustDie.com</a> Can't remember. I just know that both these blogs are pretty good!<br />Pretty funny stuff-and there are lots of posts to choose from! The tags alone are pretty funny.<br /><br />*Don't forget to check out these two blog's links to more craziness!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-6625828577081833772009-04-19T13:22:00.000-06:002009-04-19T13:22:27.074-06:00Musical ComediansI don't know why, but even though I had always wanted to post comedian Sean Cullen's Food of Your Choice thing a long time ago-I never got around to it. I like this guy's comedy. He's got a funny-looking face-great for making all those silly facial expressions, the funny voice, the music, the weirdness-all the things I enjoy in comedy. I don't know why, but for some reason he reminds me of a character from Ren and Stimpy!<br /><br />Chimp and The Woman:<br /><table style="FONT: 11px arial; COLOR: #333; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #f5f5f5" height="353" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="360"><tbody><tr style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e5e5e5" valign="center"><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 1px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 2px"><a style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: #333; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://www.jokes.com/" target="_blank">Jokes.com</a></td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-WEIGHT: bold; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 2px; TEXT-ALIGN: right"></td></tr><tr style="HEIGHT: 14px" valign="center"><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 1px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 2px" colspan="2"><a style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: #333; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://comedians.comedycentral.com/sean-cullen/videos/sean-cullen---chimp-and-the-woman" target="_blank">Sean Cullen - Chimp and the Woman</a></td></tr><tr style="HEIGHT: 14px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #353535" valign="center"><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; OVERFLOW: hidden; WIDTH: 360px; PADDING-TOP: 2px; TEXT-ALIGN: right" colspan="2"><a style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: #96deff; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://comedians.comedycentral.com/" target="_blank">dians.comedycentral.com</a></td></tr><tr valign="center"><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px" colspan="2"><embed style="DISPLAY: block" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:191894" width="360" height="301" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000"></embed></td></tr><tr style="HEIGHT: 18px" valign="center"><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px" colspan="2"><table style="MARGIN: 0px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr valign="center"><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; WIDTH: 33%; PADDING-TOP: 3px"><a style="FONT: 10px arial; COLOR: #333; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://www.jokes.com/" target="_blank">Joke of the Day</a></td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; WIDTH: 33%; PADDING-TOP: 3px"><a style="FONT: 10px arial; COLOR: #333; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://comedians.comedycentral.com/" target="_blank">Stand-Up Comedy</a></td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; WIDTH: 33%; PADDING-TOP: 3px"><a style="FONT: 10px arial; COLOR: #333; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://www.comedycentral.com/games/index.jhtml" target="_blank">Free Online Games</a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><br />Food of Your Choice: I remember a version of this he did that included a reference to Bill Cosby's pudding. This version is puddingless, but still kinda funny.<br /><br /><table style="FONT: 11px arial; COLOR: #333; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #f5f5f5" height="353" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="360"><tbody><tr style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e5e5e5" valign="center"><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 1px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 2px"><a style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: #333; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://www.jokes.com/" target="_blank">Jokes.com</a></td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-WEIGHT: bold; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 2px; TEXT-ALIGN: right"></td></tr><tr style="HEIGHT: 14px" valign="center"><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 1px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 2px" colspan="2"><a style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: #333; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://comedians.comedycentral.com/sean-cullen/videos/sean-cullen---food-of-your-choice" target="_blank">Sean Cullen - Food of Your Choice</a></td></tr><tr style="HEIGHT: 14px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #353535" valign="center"><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; 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PADDING-LEFT: 3px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; WIDTH: 33%; PADDING-TOP: 3px"><a style="FONT: 10px arial; COLOR: #333; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://www.jokes.com/" target="_blank">Joke of the Day</a></td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; WIDTH: 33%; PADDING-TOP: 3px"><a style="FONT: 10px arial; COLOR: #333; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://comedians.comedycentral.com/" target="_blank">Stand-Up Comedy</a></td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; WIDTH: 33%; PADDING-TOP: 3px"><a style="FONT: 10px arial; COLOR: #333; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://www.comedycentral.com/games/index.jhtml" target="_blank">Free Online Games</a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><br />One of my all-time favorite comedians is a great guitarist, and incorporates that great playing into his hilarious progressive songs!<br /><br /><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uIwiPsgRrOs&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uIwiPsgRrOs&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object><br /><br />Poking fun at us libs:<br /><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/f3qgiNPVpSM&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/f3qgiNPVpSM&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-61083445416415762732009-04-16T23:26:00.005-06:002009-04-17T17:17:38.531-06:00Master of the InternetMaster<br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vEAkChFGhVI&hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" fs="1&color1=" color2="0x6b8ab6" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed><br /><br /><br />Master Bates?<br />Here are Chuck and Larry Bates, but where's Master?<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLLSqoIWuYaDsVZmE1-Z4fKq5suFrOkbewyDDIMxQQDxBbJnXPWgdEje0Y6rX7Cof4YpzRhicJpigZLMlrj_v7kEz1CYPDSyj82w3ow-dOCu5qZeVXmufdDvRO_DreNRhAfVjFgJWaiNTu/s1600-h/NewsAndViews_promo[1].jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325530681094741490" style="WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 137px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLLSqoIWuYaDsVZmE1-Z4fKq5suFrOkbewyDDIMxQQDxBbJnXPWgdEje0Y6rX7Cof4YpzRhicJpigZLMlrj_v7kEz1CYPDSyj82w3ow-dOCu5qZeVXmufdDvRO_DreNRhAfVjFgJWaiNTu/s400/NewsAndViews_promo%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />This father and son team spew some of the most vile far right talk radio ever on their radio show News and Views. (I don't recommend you seek it out unless you have a strong stomach!) I haven't heard anything on radio that is more sickening than these two. But, I sometimes listen-incredulously-to see if they can top what they said the last time. I don't know why....<br /><br /><br /><table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360' height='353'><tbody><tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/'>The Daily Show With Jon Stewart</a></td><td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'>M - Th 11p / 10c</td></tr><tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=224275&title=nationwide-tax-protests'>Nationwide Tax Protests</a></td></tr><tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'><td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; width:360px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right'><a target='_blank' style='color:#96deff; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/'>thedailyshow.com</a></td></tr><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><embed style='display:block' src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:224275' width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed></td></tr><tr style='height:18px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><table style='margin:0px; text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%' height='100%'><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/index.jhtml'>Daily Show<br/> Full Episodes</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/tagSearchResults.jhtml?term=Clusterf%23%40k+to+the+Poor+House'>Economic Crisis</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.indecisionforever.com'>Political Humor</a></td></tr></table></td></tr></tbody></table>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738555301274986109.post-4327328558082792412009-04-13T00:17:00.004-06:002009-04-13T17:37:05.271-06:00Videos for going back to the grind...This clip "gets" Glenn Beck perfectly. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U4NMoyarAM4&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U4NMoyarAM4&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />This dog's reaction to a fart is pretty funny. I don't know if it's how the dog looks combined with how the fart sounds and how surprised the dog looks? It's funny.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OIYySjIyy_I&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OIYySjIyy_I&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Micgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.com2