November 16, 2009

This post might give you a heart attack.

Ok. Remember the "Tourettes Guy?" Remember him? Offensive in name as in words, but I admit, damn funny!


This guy might be his successor! This heavy,heavy guy is funny as hell! Heavy, man! His humor carries a lot of weight. His humor is phat...I mean fat. He ain't heavy, he's my brother. Sorry, got carried away there!




September 30, 2009

Values-they're great! (for some people!)

I thought this was hilarious. Mike Stark-progressive blogger, Youtuber- mrcawguy activist and intrepid hounder of the right-went to the Value Voters Summit, and rightfully chided the attendees about why certain righties with shady values were invited to speak or were even allowed to show their face-given their history. If you haven't heard about the VVS 2009 Value Voters Summit this is a collection of politicians, pundits, and cheerleaders that are the furthest to the far right you can get. In this video, Stark takes a cue from the Fox "ambush" guys and gives these guys a taste of their own medicine. I found the slow-moving, "Eyore"-turtle-looking guy to be the funniest. (what is the deal with that guy!?) Maybe he is ashamed to be appearing at this collection of nutcases, I don't know.





This is indicative of these people on the far right-when they have a sticky hypocritical stance, don't discuss it or try to 'splain yourself-just avoid the issue altogether.

September 26, 2009

When Comments Attack....They're Hilarious!

This is quite possibly the funniest, silliest, and most ridiculous anonymous (I've only gotten 3 maybe-since I started) comment I have ever received here! It is amazing in it's simplicity and stupidity at the same time. Whoever you are that penned this great prose in honor of your hero, Thanks! I was trying to find stuff to post, and I think your comment will do for a bit. It's incredible-Thanks again.
The post that spurred "anonymous" to submit their eloquence upon thee. Or thy.
Oh look. It's a ghost. Yawn.

Anonymous said...

you are the idiot ghost are real i hope you get a close look at one some day and shit your pants and second zak is the hotest guy out there your just a wee bit jealouse that he has all the girls talking and we dont even know who the hell you are!

September 19, 2009

These guys are lovers, not fighters

Came across another great Youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/surgewakefield where this guy makes remixes of current events in America. These first two clips are from that channel. Really great interesting stuff, with a few of the clips including some wry social commentary.
Funny dubbed up clip of Maher/West conflict:




The real moral: Don't condemn people for doing the same fucking things you are doing yourself.





This is just sad. Dating in the 1980's.

September 12, 2009

When all else fails-try using immature pranks and farting

Update: Hey friends-I was Googling something about Glenn Beck, when I came across a really great blog with a really funny, wish-I had-thought-of that-one-for-my-blog-name: New World Odor(!) New World Odor This blog is done by a cool guy named Paul Sonderman. Please check it out for all things informative, humorous and of course, progressive...uhhm...but not that fascist kind of progressive, Glenn!

Just happened to come across these while making my usual rounds within Youtube. Yes these are silly, teenaged (hell, maybe even less than teenaged!)pranks and jokes, but dammit they're pretty funny when you've just had a s#%# week, and its WEEKEND TIME!
These two videos are from the collection of pranks and jokes on the Youtube channel-http://www.youtube.com/user/edbassmaster These guys have a huge collection of silly pranks like hidden camera pranks, including prank calls, parodies, and stuff like these two videos.

Pranks like this are something I have always wanted to do but have not. Why? Because my wife would probably pinch the hell out me and give me hell for doing it, and we are ordering food, so...I don't want anything to be...uhmm added to that food. I have asked for a large pizza at McDonalds and ordered a competitor's burger at these joints but no more than that!




Ok-I know this is gross, but the reactions on the people's faces are funny, and hey-it's a human condition alright!? These aren't even real. It's some kinda fart machine or something.

September 6, 2009

Things I Don't Get/Why Do You Do This?!

Here are some things I don't get:
*I apologize if you do, say, or have one the things mentioned here:

1. Why do people say "what's up?" with a terse edge to it? When you come to talk to them in the office-they aren't busy, they're just sitting there, you have worked with them for a while and you yet you still get that damn "what's up?" thing with the why are you bothering me? attitude?

2. Why do people not get completely into the turn area/middle lane, and just leave enough of the right rear corner of their car so that you have to stop/slow and edge into the right lane risking your car getting hit all because these people can't pull their damn car completely and straightly into the turning lane?

3. People who continually (not once in a while) make their point by asking a rhetorical question, then answering that question, then asking another, then answering that one, one after another, after another...

4. People who overuse the sarcastic phrase: Hello?!

5. Guys who wear their baseball caps backwards

6. Guys who wear their baseball caps sideways and askew

7. Guys who have absolutely no hair on their face (and sometimes not on their head either) but have that one tiny patch of hair-between their mouth and chin. What's that all about.

8. The sagging gang pants thing is bad enough, but then why do you have the emo kids wearing those super tight straight leg pants....with the sag somehow put in the ass area?! WTF?




I have been wondering this myself.


via videosift.com


I have seen some funny "talking animal" videos, but this one is one of the funniest and well done. From BBC-TV-unfortunately only those in the UK can view those episodes not already posted to Youtube.

August 4, 2009

Hot, sweaty comedy

In looking at my Sitemeter readings, I have noticed that many people click on this link:
http://c3fun.blogspot.com/2008_06_15_archive.html
. In fact, this link is the most popular, and has been for months. It's probably because this post has a link to a blog that has lots of photos of celebrities sweating. Yeah, that's it.
What, are you kidding me!? Are you f'n nuts!? It's because of those hot, sweaty photos of Ashanti. Yeah, tell you what, I have clicked on that link "just to check if there is any comments"-a lot!
Seeing this clip from Lev Yilmaz' Tales of Mere Existence made me think of that old post!



I thought this guy (Jimmy Carr) was funny on The Tonight Show.


via videosift.com

*I added The Good Kentuckian to my blog links. I mentioned TGK, and Liberals Must Die a while back http://c3fun.blogspot.com/2009/04/too-busy-to-do-much-but-these-are-great.html . This is a great blog folks. There is, apparently, a gentleman angry at the authors of this blog! This person-"Jay" wrote: "you should be ashamed to call yourself Christians, Americans, or Kentuckians, none of these three groups want people like you." He didn't get it. he started his own "The Real Good Kentuckian" lol! TGK is sarcasm, parody-buddy! Oh well- check it out! Very, very funny-irreverent comedy.

July 30, 2009

This post is only for the stinky, jerky people out there.

Hmmm....I think I may have to get some of this!



The people who made this thing (probably men!) are real jerks!

June 19, 2009

Oh look. It's a ghost. Yawn.

Do any of you watch and enjoy the T.V. shows Ghosthunters, Ghost Adventures, or The Scariest Places On Earth? If so, sorry if I offend you with what I am about to say. First of all, I don't believe in ghosts, so that's part of my disdain for these shows, but not only that, these shows don't even provide a cheap thrill! They're actually more comedies than anything that's thrilling!
I hate these dumb shows with all my heart! These shows are ridiculous! They are dumb. (Have I said dumb enough?)
Let me count the ways these shows are dumb for each dumb show. Maybe you'll agree or nod your head with a knowing-"yeah that guy is telling it like it is about those f#$^% up, sh!#@ headed, mother@$%^&% shows." Well, maybe you won't say it exactly like that, but something along those lines. Well here goes. I am stating my case.

Ghosthunters: (My wife likes to watch Ghosthunters so I try not to make fun of it too much in front of her!)

1. When Joe the Plumber lookalike Jason Hawes says with a straight face, "this may be a residual haunting" to some homeowner, that's just.....dumb. Residual haunting....

2. When Grant Wilson says "This is an EVP. (Electronic Voice Phenomenon) This will record any supernatural voices that our human ears will not pick up." I would love to be on the set to tell him, "Yeah right!" "That's probably your 2 year-old playing with his toys, and that other noise is Jason taking a crap!"


3. The show is horribly edited-It's choppy as hell. Homeowners with "ghosts" are asked something about their experiences with "their" ghosts, at the beginning or the end of the segment, so they give them about a minute or two to talk, then baldy and greasy will cut them off, by jumping out of their seats and say, "ok lets set up," or will shake their hand at the end of segment. It seems all interactions on this show are like this. Even the ghosts are cut off. They could be experiencing a lot of "phenomena," but still, Joe the Plumber and Grant will tell everyone to start packing up-they gotta go! Caspar be damned.

The Scariest Places on Earth:
1. hosted by Linda Blair and narrated by Zelda Rubinstein of Poltergeist fame-Zelda tries to sound scary, but really-those voiceovers of hers! They make her sound like she just got up from a long nap! And poor Linda sounds tired and in need of a nap!


2. The "scary" parts consist of showing people's faces, filmed with nightvision lenses, screaming about something they just heard and which the TV audience does not hear. "Arrrgh! Did you hear that?!" (no we didn't) "Oh God! Did you just hear THAT?!" (again we didn't hear THAT either) That's pretty much it-just repeat that 10 times.


Ghost Adventures:
Boy-imaginative title huh? This one is the worst in my opinion. It consists of an idiot (Zak Bagans) yelling at ghosts with his stupid, greasy, shitty hair. "Hey dude-ghost! Come on out and fight like a real ghost, dude!" This guy is irritating! Most of the time, Bagans will hear something that only he can hear, or be tapped on the shoulder (very convienient that only Zak seems to get tapped or nudged by ghosts!) He'll jump up and shout "Dude! Did you just hear that?!" Most of the time no one has, but sometimes there is the faint sound of something, maybe someone's stomach growling.

This blog did an excellent job of describing this show and Bagans-and I concur wholeheartedly, so I will let you click the link to check it. His description of Mr. Bagans is perfect. (the description of this show is about 1/2 way down the article) C'mon, Ghost! Wait, Wait, I Didn't Mean It! - Sheldon The ...


I would love to see a parody of these shows... oh, wait a minute. Here's a couple of clips from YT comedy group Fried Nothing Television friednothing




June 18, 2009

Oooooww... Face! Book!

I recently joined Facebook at the urging of a fellow special education teacher. I don't know-I just can't get that "into it" so far. It's a little overwhelming for me. Although I do enjoy the "chat" feature and "chatted" with Lisa from That is Why for a while the other day! There's just too much info for me. I log on, and check out stuff, but I can't take it all in. Maybe it will take some time getting used to. My little questions with Facebook aren't the same are these individuals though:



Geez this is stupid! I mean she's stupid. This is from a comedy troupe called Quiet Library QuietLibrary Boy oh boy! You need to check these people out on their Youtube channel if you haven't already! Internet sketch comedy is often dark, running the limits of taste (Derrickcomedy and Thewhitestkidsuknow for example) and "edgy," and these guys do have some clips that are very dark, but well played out, and ultimately funny as hell!

June 14, 2009

Are you with me on this?

I sometimes watch Chris Matthews' Hardball. As I have said before in other posts, I don't watch much TV. In watching this show, I find Matthews to be sometimes kind of irritating.

It's his manner of speaking, and his pronunciation of words that gets me.

I know I am being nit-picky, superficial and silly but this affects my ability to watch Hardball. His pronunciation of certain words or names like Cheney get to me. He pronounces the name "Cheeney." Yes, there's an interesting controversy about this particular pronunciation: Liz Cheney v. Lynne Cheney/Chris Matthews on Pronunciation . (So maybe he's actually correct here!)
But there are other little things he says that just add up to irritation-at least to me. He pronounced Holocaust several times the other day as "Hollycaust"; he pronouced zealot, which I would pronounce and I would assume most other people would pronounce as "zeh-lut"; as "zeh-lot"- accenting the first syllable, instead of balancing both. He reads news items incorrectly all the time. They're all jumbled up, mixed up. He starts reading a quote, then has to start over-all the time. He asks people for their viewpoints, then interrupts them while they are speaking to ask about something else.
Also, that weird, downward-turned mouth of his. What's with that?! Is it just me?!

I know-it's stupid.

I subscribe to The Frank Factor channel on Youtube.
TheFrankFactor He's like an uncensored, raging Billo, but on the complete opposite side of the political spectrum. I check him out when I need an antidote for the righty stuff I sometimes check out. If you check him out, keep in mind that he is raging! He uses a lot of cussing to get his point across!
He uses the term "fucktard" a lot! I can't help it but when I think of the term "fucktard," I think along these lines:


June 3, 2009

New Music News and Other Crap

While Dick Cheney has been hitting the talk show circuit in earnest,he also has been trying something new lately-music! Yes, Dick has decided, what the heck-he was gonna go for it, and try doing a little rapping. He always knew he had it in him.
This is the front and back of his debut offering-"Jus' Dickin' Around"



I have always liked the show Just Shoot Me. We even got a DVD of the series a few years back. One of my favorite characters was Kevin, played by Brian Posehn. The guy was born for comedy-just look at him! Funny delivery, voice, looks-you can't go wrong with that! I hadn't realized he was such a funny standup comedian. (NSFW)

May 31, 2009

So there I was minding my own business....

...trying desperately to find that one video clip of Valerie Bertinelli in her blue bikini by the pool. (Thanks Marie Osmond-what a ditz you are! Without your silly, jealous, maybe prudish(?) comments about the 49 year-old Valerie in a bikini and the subsequent gossip show's reports-that included a glimpse of Val in said bikini-I would not have known there was such a glorious testimony to the effects of someone like Val working her...a-well...extra pounds off-she still has curves! and it gives me uhhm...inspiration to work out myself.)
I know-most of this post sounds like so many double entendres! Most-(really-no kidding!) are not meant to be-they just came out ....awww forget it!

So... I came across some Youtube clips of gorgeous Valerie! Little did I know that I would also come across some of the weirdest, funniest YT comments I have seen in a while! *Just to let you know-as with many Youtube comments-these are some of the most nasty, profane, silly, immature, sexist, and mean spirited digital diatribes unleashed against people. Sometimes they can be kinda funny to point out though!

*(Click to enlarge)On one clip- (channel names/commenter names taken off to protect the innocent, even though I know you can check them out on YT yourself. People don't need any more or unwanted attention on YT) There's one guy who comments about the clip fairly innocuously-but gets his head chewed off by another commenter. At the end of the exchange, the 1st guy gets the last laugh!
In another VB clip "pants around the ankles guy" shows up again! Relentless, he is!



I checked out "super angry commenter's" (from the first screenshot) channel. Looks like someone's got anger issues!



Yes-Ms. Bertinelli has inspired many comments. Including guys(?) who want Valerie to wear a certain type of bikini...and horny guys who get ridiculed by other guys...
...and what's with the "pink polka dot" guy!? In another VB bikini clip (yes-I checked them all out!) he's still got "designs" on Valerie's swimwear!



Finally-of all the strange, horny, disgusting comments directed at Valerie, the next two have to be the strangest! What is the deal with the Illuminati amidst the hottie?! I mean, you're seeing all these slobbering guys' comments, and then this weird stuff about aliens and Alex Jones pops up! I don't get it!





I really need to lose some since we're talking about extra pounds! Speaking of weight issues...just saw a repeat TV medical show about that heaviest man in the world. Ugh! Reminds me of this clip!

May 27, 2009

Ok....what the hell are you people after!?

This is kinda freakin' me out, ok?


What are you people looking for?! Tell me! I have been looking at my Sitemeter readings for the last week or so, and for some reason a bunch of people have been looking at this archive: http://c3fun.blogspot.com/2008_02_24_archive.html It contains a response to a tag from Jen at Casual Slack, an Onion News video about Nascar, a dumb poem I did about flying like a bird, a thing about Adam Levine, and a dumb thing I did about Obama and Hillary before the Primary.


Could it be the Adam Levine thing? Some twisted people trying to find pics of him? Can't be my stuff. The Onion thing can be found on Youtube proper, so that's out. What the heck is it?! It's driving me nuts since these visits just seemed to jump all of a sudden.

Let me know-are there some Adam Levine crazies out there? Most of the time I can tell what caused the jump from my usual say, 10 daily visits to maybe 50-60. Not this time. But I do have suspicions it's you Adam Levine nuts. Am I right?


I saw this funny guy Andy Borowitz' stuff on the Huffington Post, a little while back, and from then I have been hooked on his funny stories! I subscribed to his zany little news reports. Check them out, and get a free subscription-these news stories are funny as hell!
borowitzreport.com
Crazy, screwy, somewhat Onionish, (but probably sometimes funnier) observations about our world today that's for sure! Here are a couple of his recent items:

Cheney to Travel Around Country in Sound Truck

Gingrich: Pelosi Not Good Enough Liar to be Speaker

This new one kills me:

Harassed By Photographers, Susan Boyle Dons Disguise - Borowitz Report

Maybe you saw this maybe not...

I apologize for not being around to comment lately-I will be able to later this week...pretty busy lately...
With the CA Supreme Court decision handed down recently, these come to mind...
The NOM's "Gathering Storm" commercial/fodder for satire inspired many to parody its lameness. There were many really funny storms that were produced from the original gathering storm-including Colbert's and Lizz Winstead's very funny edition.
This one, done with Xtranormal's movie-making tools Xtranormal Text-to-Movie is one you may have missed, but it's pretty f'n hilarious. I have wanted to do one of these Xtranormal movies for a while since I heard about it. Now that I have a little extra time, I'll give it a try!



Geez I almost feel like getting a Mac lately-If we could afford the damn thing! I have been having a lot of trouble with setting up a wireless network and also trouble with IE 8 and 7 not displaying my work's webmail and Comcast's webmail correctly! Windows can suck sometimes! I have XP and it sucks also!

May 12, 2009

Go Get 'em Janeane!!

I turned on Fox News just to see what's up and Orally and Cannity were both going off on Janeane Garofalo. (and Wanda Sykes and Obama and....etc etc. By the way-I loved Wanda's stuff!!)

Fox's Ambusher in Chief-Griff (Griff!?) Jenkins did just that outside of one of Garofalo's latest gig outside of Starbucks in Mass.
I didn't think Fox got what they wanted from Janeane. She remained cool, calm, and didn't go back on what she said about the Teabaggers. The camera was obviously shoved in her face to get a reaction, and possibly a shove or two, but unfortunately for Griff and Fox, it didn't happen. There was some choppy editing-("yeah-let's try to cut out those parts where I try to irritate her to hit me") but really Garofalo kicked Griff's ass. I loved when she said (in response to Griff asking her to give the 'baggers an apology: "I don't... so they're going to have to wait a long time."!! lol and lmao and rotflmao!



Is that Griff dude possibly the silliest looking human being you have ever seen? This guy looks like a reject from Revenge of the Nerds! No wonder he's usually behind the camera! What a dork!

May 10, 2009

Happy Mother's Day!

To all the moms out there: Happy Mother's Day! Hope you are all having a special day, for all of you moms out there are very special!

I get former PC World columnist Steve Bass' Techbites Newsletter (check it out/sign up for the great free weekly newsletter that you can get in your inbox for really cool and helpful computer information like excellent security, tools and utility programs-many of them free and links for Internet interests TechBite by Steve Bass) In Techbite's Time Wasters section-where there are Internet silliness, games and funny videos, I found this (I embedded from Bass' YT channel) funny clip: (off-color language)



May 5, 2009



* Geez-I can't keep those Eugene Mirman (where he recorded a homophobic long distance company's spiel-and his very funny responses) links up to save my life! I have had mp3's, Youtube "videos" of these 3 calls, and now-nothing. I did find an Mp3 (on a really cool Internet pop media site WFMU WFMU's Beware of the Blog -check it out for all manner of odd, funny, and really neat Internet stuff!) of one of the funnier of the 3 calls (not the funniest-that's the one with the male caller in my opinion!) Until I get more of these sacred Mp3's, here is the Mp3 of the call from "Kizzie Musselman" of the "Faith, Family and Freedom Campaign."






Speaking of Eugene, he seems to get a lot of weird telemarketing calls. And he seems to quite enjoy making jokes out of them! On Mirman's site he has a bunch of streaming media of these calls, including all 3 right wing Christian anti-gay telemarketer calls for you to hear. Check them out! There's also some other assorted stuff to enjoy!


http://eugenemirman.com/audio-treasures/

A long-lost photo for us to remember these two by:



April 27, 2009

Too busy to do much but these are great!

This site is similar in nature to Jon Swift's great site-but this is Jon Swift in overdrive! Funny! The Good Kentuckian.
I think I had found a link for The Good Kentuckian through Crooks and Liars, then found a link for Liberals Must Die. LiberalsMustDie.com Can't remember. I just know that both these blogs are pretty good!
Pretty funny stuff-and there are lots of posts to choose from! The tags alone are pretty funny.

*Don't forget to check out these two blog's links to more craziness!





April 19, 2009

Musical Comedians

I don't know why, but even though I had always wanted to post comedian Sean Cullen's Food of Your Choice thing a long time ago-I never got around to it. I like this guy's comedy. He's got a funny-looking face-great for making all those silly facial expressions, the funny voice, the music, the weirdness-all the things I enjoy in comedy. I don't know why, but for some reason he reminds me of a character from Ren and Stimpy!

Chimp and The Woman:
Jokes.com
Sean Cullen - Chimp and the Woman
dians.comedycentral.com
Joke of the DayStand-Up ComedyFree Online Games


Food of Your Choice: I remember a version of this he did that included a reference to Bill Cosby's pudding. This version is puddingless, but still kinda funny.

Jokes.com
Sean Cullen - Food of Your Choice
dians.comedycentral.com
Joke of the DayStand-Up ComedyFree Online Games


One of my all-time favorite comedians is a great guitarist, and incorporates that great playing into his hilarious progressive songs!



Poking fun at us libs:

April 16, 2009

Master of the Internet

Master



Master Bates?
Here are Chuck and Larry Bates, but where's Master?


This father and son team spew some of the most vile far right talk radio ever on their radio show News and Views. (I don't recommend you seek it out unless you have a strong stomach!) I haven't heard anything on radio that is more sickening than these two. But, I sometimes listen-incredulously-to see if they can top what they said the last time. I don't know why....


The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c
Nationwide Tax Protests
thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Economic CrisisPolitical Humor

April 13, 2009

Videos for going back to the grind...

This clip "gets" Glenn Beck perfectly.




This dog's reaction to a fart is pretty funny. I don't know if it's how the dog looks combined with how the fart sounds and how surprised the dog looks? It's funny.

April 11, 2009

In other news...


Recently, in a crowded NYC elevator, David Byrne "accidentally let one go" according to numerous bystanders.




Also, it was reported by a recording industry executive insider that noted Dr. Sanjay Gupta has decided to give up medicine and embark on a singing career.



I have found a great sketch comedy troupe on Youtube P0YKPAC some of you may have heard of and seen clips from. I wish I had seen some of their stuff earlier! They are great! Sometimes the "online" and Youtube comedy groups you can find surfing around the Internet have a few skits that are pretty funny, and more that aren't. (and there are some comedy gangs that just are not up to snuff). Well, these guys are up to snuff, and I am sure I will be posting a lot of their stuff in the future!




March 27, 2009

Prurient comedy

I found this strip hiding out at Anne Altman's place TWO CAN ANNE. Lucas Held has some of the craziest, sickest, and funniest f'n comics I have seen in a long time! Please-if you're into funnier than hell comics, go to Lucas' site: Lucas Held. I asked him if I could post 2, but they're so damn funny, I couldn't choose just two! They're all funny! (click to enlarge)



Boy, I'd love to be this guy! I mean hate... hate? Hmmmm...



This guy is a real jerk-off! No, it's not Sean Hannity- but just watch and you'll see what I mean. Just know beforehand this one is pretty "adult!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER0zKTGI2g8

*update I just fixed some of the "broken" Napster Bad Camp Chaos clips from this Some Oldies but Goodies... and maybe you hadn't se... post back in September last year. Bob Cesca is a genius! I had one CC clip called Napster Dead-with Lars and James in a hot tub, but that got taken off YT! (another copyright issue!) The one I put up in its place is even funnier though-James on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire! If you think his cartoons are great, check out his blog!
http://www.bobcesca.com/

March 23, 2009

Too Weird!!

Hey! My wife is still selling her jewelry at both http://lucindascharms.etsy.com/ and her other Etsy shop at http://www.lavendermoonjewelry.etsy.com/.
In addition, she now has another shop at http://lavendermoonjewelry.artfire.com/ and http://lucindascharms.artfire.com. Please stop by. She's got great prices on some great pieces that she has designed and fashioned herself!


Even with all the stupid copyright claims on Youtube clips, poking around YT can result in finding some weird, crazy s@$#!

I found these jazzed up Van Halen/David Lee Roth clips when was looking for the "regular" acapella versions I had seen/heard a while back.




And speaking of rock music and such...I found this "spoof" of the Geraldo Rivera special on the Devil Worship/Metal music. (I know, I know. I get stuck on a theme sometimes-since the last post) This guy is hilarious!


...and another clip about satanic backward masking...funny stuff! A British humorist-Chris Morris is behind this one!


I'd like to find more clips of the satanist guy and Mr. Morris. My kind of humor, and I hope you like this stuff too!

March 22, 2009

Please accept my Ministry and don't forget to observe the Sabbath!





Actually featuring Comic, Comedian and Clip

I like Superpoop. The comic-not what I make after eating too much! Superpoop: Photo Comics by Drew



I have always enjoyed Norm MacDonald's wry, odd comedy. He pronounces words funny too-(gur-raj)! Anyway, I heard this clip on my favorite XM comedy channel-Laugh Attack-Canada's uncensored comedy! Norm is great as always, describing the "scene"!



March 9, 2009

Maximum enjoyment! It's dirty!

From now on, I will feature only Max Blumenthal videos. Hah! No, really, I wish I could! The guy is that good! I subscribe to his Youtube site mblumenthal and I don't miss a clip! He's great! I love the way he infiltrates wingnuterydom, and comes back to camp, with some of the funniest clips in "right wingers say the darnedest things history! Here are a couple from the recent 2009 CPAC convention. Priceless!
Found this first one at http://www.thedailybeast.com/, which is a great site for interesting news, opinion and other stuff!




This is one bad rapper! And I mean BAD! Like in the shitty, f'd up sense!



I'd like to get really, really dirty with Nadine. Not the kind of dirty she talks about in this vid, but the "real" dirty! This clip is so dirty, it's nasty. It's so nasty, it's obscene! Dirty!

February 21, 2009

Look into my eyes...

Is it just me or has the material become decidedly raunchier last few posts? Oh well sometimes raunchy humor is good.
Someone sent this clip to me on my YT messages. I think its pretty funny. The clips are done by these guys BartBaKer. I included another clip from these guys.



February 11, 2009

Bob Saget!!!

Sorry I haven't been around at all. Been too busy, and to tell you the truth burnt a little on my blog. I have had awful trojan and malware stuff too-enough to where I will have to reformat and reinstall XP! I am doing this post from my laptop!

I have been debating whether to post this (or the other videos) for forever now! Many of you have heard of Tourette's Guy. (Apparently the guy-"Danny" passed away after a car accident) His videos are all over the Internet, and there are many Google entries out there since 1. it is a mystery if "Danny" really had/has Tourettes, and 2. Is "Danny" really dead?
I think that from what I know of the disease, "Danny" doesn't really have tourettes. His behavior is what people who don't know what tourettes is think it is. I think. It is just a crazy guy using a lot of cursing and acting silly. And that was my predicament. I have always felt that his stuff was funnier than hell! As some of you may know, I have an 8 year-old son who has autism. I hate when people make fun of kids who have special needs. I have talked about joking mean-spiritedly about people with special needs here before. I have said I wouldn't post any clip/joke about people with special needs. Comics who do this kind of routine regularly are just untalented a-holes. (Jim Idiot Norton comes to mind) Here's the thing-I think TG calls/called himself that, but he was not (even if it said he was on the now-defunct site). I think he's just acting crazy-some people said he was/is a drinker, and that made him that way. I don't know, but since I in my professional opinion, don't think he has/had tourettes, I decided to post this "best of TG" clip. I think it's funny. I don't know what you all will think.



I hope all the women out there don't have to deal with guys like this for Valentines Day!!



Part 2:

February 1, 2009

For those of you not watching the Superbowl

Hey friends. Sorry I haven't been around to even look and comment on your blogs. I've been pretty busy at work and I have been in a big slump anyway.

My wife has a new little post on her jewelry blog Lucindas Charms. Check it out!

Well, here goes. I love musical comedy, and jokes about holier than thou creeps, and this one does both-wonderfully! And it's topical too! *Update: Jeeesu-uhh yeah...uhmm..I forgot to mention that this great comic's name is Roy Zimmerman! He's funny, progressive, and a pretty good player too!



I'm not a Superbowl person at all. In fact, I don't even watch football too much. (I am a basketball fan)I usually like regional or Pacific Coast teams from Arizona and California in any sport over those from the Midwest or back East. (Hey Duke, and the ACC and the Big 10 are always in the Final Four or championship of something so what the hell!) This year though, I am gonna root for Pittsburgh. I probably would like Arizona, but their quarterback is just too much! I don't know how anyone could play alongside this guy! He would get on my nerves! Probably every play he does a prayer or some kind of admonition to repent!
Can you imagine?! "21-16-repent-and-receive-eternal-salvation-from-Christ, and hike!"
And then he worries about them going to hell-(see below) Dumbass!
Who are you rooting for in the Superbowl? I figure most of you are rooting for the Steelers?

January 20, 2009

Like the birds singing in the trees-if they were miniature buzzsaw birds!

Sorry to sound culturally insensitive, but this is just not enjoyable music! I actually like hearing Asian music, but this-no. I mean, they seem to be trying to mimic American pop anyway-and not very well!
The girl's singing is...well like a mosquito buzzing in your ear, you can't get it-you try and try, but it keeps buzzing and buzzing, and... then... you click off the video. You have to! I dared my wife to watch for more than a minute. She couldn't!
Be sure to check out one (or two) of the funniest YT comments I have ever seen for this video below the clip!



January 13, 2009

More WTF?! Stuff

Oh no! I knew this was gonna happen if Miley's parents didn't watch to make sure she wasn't getting into trouble! She's starting to get downright sleazy!






January 9, 2009

Funny-how?

Lately I have found these types of clips-cartoon/pretend characters acting out "real" scenes! I don't know why!

Ha ha! One of my favorite Pesce/Deniro/mafia/bad guy movies-Casino-in one of it's most pivotal scenes, acted out by...well you have to see this to believe it!



Have you seen this Pesce/Deniro thing from Raging Bull?

January 7, 2009

We'll Do It Live!

I have decided that I am going to be blogging quite a bit less. (hell compared to some of you extra-prolifics out there-I was a non-existent blip on the blogging radar! I don't know how you guys do it!)We just began a new IEP-delivery format for my special needs students which is kinda involved and will take some time to get used to! I also am overloaded with my regular work stuff, and need to catch up. Staying up late, looking at blogs and trying to find stuff to post is screwing with my sleep too.
I will maybe come by and comment a little here and there, but probably extremely light posting. Whatever the hell that means!

Just watch the first 1:34 of this-the rest is...well, filler I guess!

January 2, 2009

Real Self-Help

I opened my paper today to see that Pat Robertson was quoted as saying that he believes our country is headed for "socialism" but that in the second half of Obama's term we can expect a "rebound," it will be like the New Deal. Yes, Robertson is back with his annual prediction for the coming year. What gets me is that the news story actually noted that Robertson's predictions for the past year were more or less accurate! Like he's some kind of prophet, or something! For 2008, he had predicted a U.S. recession, widespread bloodshed in the world, and oil hitting 150 a barrel. He also claimed to have predicted who would win the vote for President, but didn't want to say anything! Uh-huh.

My question is: Who in the hell couldn't have predicted those things for last year?! I mean, at least in a general way like he did. Why are we even giving one iota of credence to what this turd says?! He is a world class creep, in my book. I hate the way, on his show, he has a story of someone whose life was a mess because of drugs, or they were sick, and now that they have come to the Lord, just because they caught His message on the 700 Club, they have recovered, or they are healed! But don't forget-Pat says, you need to contribute $-lots of it-to keep this type of ministry going! Wanna see that lady get her cancer cured-send some money! If you want that drug abuser to see "the light," send-you got it-money! If you want Robertson's book about whatever he thinks he's an expert on, you need to make 4 easy payments of 39.95! I think Robertson is a charlatan. He preys on people's empathy, beliefs and devotion to get the money that he uses for...well, who knows what!
*I finally found a video with Robertson's 2009 predictions-on YT they were mislabeled "Pat Roberts 2009 Predictions"! I am surprised that he didn't ask for $ from his congregation for making these "predictions"!




I have been into the "how to" videos on YT and other sites-some of them are just unbelievable! Why people would need a video to explain nose hair plucking is beyond me! And the air guitar thing? Why?! How is this such a big thing?! As a guitarist, this is just going way too far! Rockband and Guitar Hero I know, are really popular-(I don't get it, but-ok)but air guitar championships!?






www.usairguitar.com

January 1, 2009

WTF?! Video Presents:

I wish you all happy new year! *UPDATE: I fixed that Top Gear/Rednecks video clip Don't mess with the South/Phony phone conversations that I had submitted for Jon Swift's BBP of 2008! I should have checked all the links when Jon posted the BBP feature. It got pulled due to "copyright violation"! I couldn't embed the clip (at least not the version I wanted) I tell you what! I am getting so sick of having these great video clips yanked because the studios/production companies, whatever- are upset that people are viewing a 5 minute streaming clip and they're not getting every stinking penny they can get for it! I think that is the most ridiculous crap! Greedy bastards!

These here two videos make me think: What the F%$#!?