This is an old one but after viewing this video again, I took a look at some of the comments. Quite a few of these are pretty damn funny and witty. Watch the video and then look at the comments for the full effect. Yep-there are the usual stupid, racist and unintelligible Youtube comments, but there are some real come from behind winners! Take you pick. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvq-8ji9hU0
My Comcast homepage has some dumb ass advertising from different mortgage companies-you know, those stupid people who dance when the cursor is placed on the photo, the lady who looks like she's screaming, etc. The latest one I have seen though, is f'n hilarious. What the hell is wrong with this guy?! It looks like he has just sensed that he is going to have a horrible case of diarrhea, not viewed his latest mortgage payment! Click to see his pained expression!
Came across another great Youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/surgewakefield where this guy makes remixes of current events in America. These first two clips are from that channel. Really great interesting stuff, with a few of the clips including some wry social commentary. Funny dubbed up clip of Maher/West conflict:
The real moral: Don't condemn people for doing the same fucking things you are doing yourself.
Update: Hey friends-I was Googling something about Glenn Beck, when I came across a really great blog with a really funny, wish-I had-thought-of that-one-for-my-blog-name: New World Odor(!) New World Odor This blog is done by a cool guy named Paul Sonderman. Please check it out for all things informative, humorous and of course, progressive...uhhm...but not that fascist kind of progressive, Glenn!
Just happened to come across these while making my usual rounds within Youtube. Yes these are silly, teenaged (hell, maybe even less than teenaged!)pranks and jokes, but dammit they're pretty funny when you've just had a s#%# week, and its WEEKEND TIME! These two videos are from the collection of pranks and jokes on the Youtube channel-http://www.youtube.com/user/edbassmaster These guys have a huge collection of silly pranks like hidden camera pranks, including prank calls, parodies, and stuff like these two videos.
Pranks like this are something I have always wanted to do but have not. Why? Because my wife would probably pinch the hell out me and give me hell for doing it, and we are ordering food, so...I don't want anything to be...uhmm added to that food. I have asked for a large pizza at McDonalds and ordered a competitor's burger at these joints but no more than that!
Ok-I know this is gross, but the reactions on the people's faces are funny, and hey-it's a human condition alright!? These aren't even real. It's some kinda fart machine or something.
Here are some things I don't get:
*I apologize if you do, say, or have one the things mentioned here:
1. Why do people say "what's up?" with a terse edge to it? When you come to talk to them in the office-they aren't busy, they're just sitting there, you have worked with them for a while and you yet you still get that damn "what's up?" thing with the why are you bothering me? attitude?
2. Why do people not get completely into the turn area/middle lane, and just leave enough of the right rear corner of their car so that you have to stop/slow and edge into the right lane risking your car getting hit all because these people can't pull their damn car completely and straightly into the turning lane?
3. People who continually (not once in a while) make their point by asking a rhetorical question, then answering that question, then asking another, then answering that one, one after another, after another...
4. People who overuse the sarcastic phrase: Hello?!
5. Guys who wear their baseball caps backwards
6. Guys who wear their baseball caps sideways and askew
7. Guys who have absolutely no hair on their face (and sometimes not on their head either) but have that one tiny patch of hair-between their mouth and chin. What's that all about.
8. The sagging gang pants thing is bad enough, but then why do you have the emo kids wearing those super tight straight leg pants....with the sag somehow put in the ass area?! WTF?
I have seen some funny "talking animal" videos, but this one is one of the funniest and well done. From BBC-TV-unfortunately only those in the UK can view those episodes not already posted to Youtube.
I turned on Fox News just to see what's up and Orally and Cannity were both going off on Janeane Garofalo. (and Wanda Sykes and Obama and....etc etc. By the way-I loved Wanda's stuff!!)
Fox's Ambusher in Chief-Griff (Griff!?) Jenkins did just that outside of one of Garofalo's latest gig outside of Starbucks in Mass. I didn't think Fox got what they wanted from Janeane. She remained cool, calm, and didn't go back on what she said about the Teabaggers. The camera was obviously shoved in her face to get a reaction, and possibly a shove or two, but unfortunately for Griff and Fox, it didn't happen. There was some choppy editing-("yeah-let's try to cut out those parts where I try to irritate her to hit me") but really Garofalo kicked Griff's ass. I loved when she said (in response to Griff asking her to give the 'baggers an apology: "I don't... so they're going to have to wait a long time."!! lol and lmao and rotflmao!
Is that Griff dude possibly the silliest looking human being you have ever seen? This guy looks like a reject from Revenge of the Nerds! No wonder he's usually behind the camera! What a dork!
To all the moms out there: Happy Mother's Day! Hope you are all having a special day, for all of you moms out there are very special!
I get former PC World columnist Steve Bass' Techbites Newsletter (check it out/sign up for the great free weekly newsletter that you can get in your inbox for really cool and helpful computer information like excellent security, tools and utility programs-many of them free and links for Internet interests TechBite by Steve Bass) In Techbite's Time Wasters section-where there are Internet silliness, games and funny videos, I found this (I embedded from Bass' YT channel) funny clip: (off-color language)
Is it just me or has the material become decidedly raunchier last few posts? Oh well sometimes raunchy humor is good. Someone sent this clip to me on my YT messages. I think its pretty funny. The clips are done by these guys BartBaKer. I included another clip from these guys.
Sorry I haven't been around at all. Been too busy, and to tell you the truth burnt a little on my blog. I have had awful trojan and malware stuff too-enough to where I will have to reformat and reinstall XP! I am doing this post from my laptop!
I have been debating whether to post this (or the other videos) for forever now! Many of you have heard of Tourette's Guy. (Apparently the guy-"Danny" passed away after a car accident) His videos are all over the Internet, and there are many Google entries out there since 1. it is a mystery if "Danny" really had/has Tourettes, and 2. Is "Danny" really dead? I think that from what I know of the disease, "Danny" doesn't really have tourettes. His behavior is what people who don't know what tourettes is think it is. I think. It is just a crazy guy using a lot of cursing and acting silly. And that was my predicament. I have always felt that his stuff was funnier than hell! As some of you may know, I have an 8 year-old son who has autism. I hate when people make fun of kids who have special needs. I have talked about joking mean-spiritedly about people with special needs here before. I have said I wouldn't post any clip/joke about people with special needs. Comics who do this kind of routine regularly are just untalented a-holes. (Jim Idiot Norton comes to mind) Here's the thing-I think TG calls/called himself that, but he was not (even if it said he was on the now-defunct site). I think he's just acting crazy-some people said he was/is a drinker, and that made him that way. I don't know, but since I in my professional opinion, don't think he has/had tourettes, I decided to post this "best of TG" clip. I think it's funny. I don't know what you all will think.
I hope all the women out there don't have to deal with guys like this for Valentines Day!!
Hey friends. Sorry I haven't been around to even look and comment on your blogs. I've been pretty busy at work and I have been in a big slump anyway.
My wife has a new little post on her jewelry blog Lucindas Charms. Check it out!
Well, here goes. I love musical comedy, and jokes about holier than thou creeps, and this one does both-wonderfully! And it's topical too! *Update: Jeeesu-uhh yeah...uhmm..I forgot to mention that this great comic's name is Roy Zimmerman! He's funny, progressive, and a pretty good player too!
I'm not a Superbowl person at all. In fact, I don't even watch football too much. (I am a basketball fan)I usually like regional or Pacific Coast teams from Arizona and California in any sport over those from the Midwest or back East. (Hey Duke, and the ACC and the Big 10 are always in the Final Four or championship of something so what the hell!) This year though, I am gonna root for Pittsburgh. I probably would like Arizona, but their quarterback is just too much! I don't know how anyone could play alongside this guy! He would get on my nerves! Probably every play he does a prayer or some kind of admonition to repent! Can you imagine?! "21-16-repent-and-receive-eternal-salvation-from-Christ, and hike!" And then he worries about them going to hell-(see below) Dumbass! Who are you rooting for in the Superbowl? I figure most of you are rooting for the Steelers?
Sorry to sound culturally insensitive, but this is just not enjoyable music! I actually like hearing Asian music, but this-no. I mean, they seem to be trying to mimic American pop anyway-and not very well! The girl's singing is...well like a mosquito buzzing in your ear, you can't get it-you try and try, but it keeps buzzing and buzzing, and... then... you click off the video. You have to! I dared my wife to watch for more than a minute. She couldn't! Be sure to check out one (or two) of the funniest YT comments I have ever seen for this video below the clip!
Oh no! I knew this was gonna happen if Miley's parents didn't watch to make sure she wasn't getting into trouble! She's starting to get downright sleazy!
Lately I have found these types of clips-cartoon/pretend characters acting out "real" scenes! I don't know why!
Ha ha! One of my favorite Pesce/Deniro/mafia/bad guy movies-Casino-in one of it's most pivotal scenes, acted out by...well you have to see this to believe it!
Have you seen this Pesce/Deniro thing from Raging Bull?
I opened my paper today to see that Pat Robertson was quoted as saying that he believes our country is headed for "socialism" but that in the second half of Obama's term we can expect a "rebound," it will be like the New Deal. Yes, Robertson is back with his annual prediction for the coming year. What gets me is that the news story actually noted that Robertson's predictions for the past year were more or less accurate! Like he's some kind of prophet, or something! For 2008, he had predicted a U.S. recession, widespread bloodshed in the world, and oil hitting 150 a barrel. He also claimed to have predicted who would win the vote for President, but didn't want to say anything! Uh-huh.
My question is: Who in the hell couldn't have predicted those things for last year?! I mean, at least in a general way like he did. Why are we even giving one iota of credence to what this turd says?! He is a world class creep, in my book. I hate the way, on his show, he has a story of someone whose life was a mess because of drugs, or they were sick, and now that they have come to the Lord, just because they caught His message on the 700 Club, they have recovered, or they are healed! But don't forget-Pat says, you need to contribute $-lots of it-to keep this type of ministry going! Wanna see that lady get her cancer cured-send some money! If you want that drug abuser to see "the light," send-you got it-money! If you want Robertson's book about whatever he thinks he's an expert on, you need to make 4 easy payments of 39.95! I think Robertson is a charlatan. He preys on people's empathy, beliefs and devotion to get the money that he uses for...well, who knows what! *I finally found a video with Robertson's 2009 predictions-on YT they were mislabeled "Pat Roberts 2009 Predictions"! I am surprised that he didn't ask for $ from his congregation for making these "predictions"!
I have been into the "how to" videos on YT and other sites-some of them are just unbelievable! Why people would need a video to explain nose hair plucking is beyond me! And the air guitar thing? Why?! How is this such a big thing?! As a guitarist, this is just going way too far! Rockband and Guitar Hero I know, are really popular-(I don't get it, but-ok)but air guitar championships!?
I wish you all happy new year! *UPDATE: I fixed that Top Gear/Rednecks video clip Don't mess with the South/Phony phone conversations that I had submitted for Jon Swift's BBP of 2008! I should have checked all the links when Jon posted the BBP feature. It got pulled due to "copyright violation"! I couldn't embed the clip (at least not the version I wanted) I tell you what! I am getting so sick of having these great video clips yanked because the studios/production companies, whatever- are upset that people are viewing a 5 minute streaming clip and they're not getting every stinking penny they can get for it! I think that is the most ridiculous crap! Greedy bastards!
These here two videos make me think: What the F%$#!?
I saw this photo set on the MSN homepage advertising People Magazine's latest issue about former "Dreamboats." What I find striking about these 3 photos is that Mickey Rourke looks like an Igor-like creature! I mean, man! In that pathetic photo, it looks like he's even saying, "yeeeesss, Master!" Then, Tom Cruise has that ridiculous "I wanna look like a 7-year-old boy" haircut, and finally, Val Kilmer is just looking like "Yeah, I farted, I don't give a shit anymore! I admit it... I'm just too damn tired to fake it anyways!"
Another thing I noticed: Look at the weight loss program ad to the right of the "Sunken Dreamboats." In the "before" photo, in my opinion, the woman looks pretty good to me! Yeah, I have never thought the runway model skinny look was attractive, and I think "curvy" women are more hot, but, what I'm saying is" what's so bad about the first woman's body in the first photo!? In the second photo, she looks like she's possibly....well starving...kinda like this chick did (from The Onion) I Lost 32 Pounds In 15 Days And Died!
I used to comb The Smoking Gun all the time to look at the funny mug shots and arrest records of stars and plain old interesting citizens. Here is a funny story I found there recently. I knew a kid like that in school-but he wasn't caught and arrested for it-the way those suckers smelled, he shoulda been! Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack
One of my favorite parts of TSG was the WMOB section. wmob Here, you can listen to FBI wiretap recordings of Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli and Frank "Frankie California" Condo and a few other wiseguys talk about...well, nothing much, but some of the recordings are pretty funny! Just trying to imagine these wise guys talking about the most mundane things in life, their wives, and digestive health is too funny! Here is a just sampling of some of their funniest clips, but there's a bunch! EPISODE 35: GARBAGE MEN
I came across these videotapes of endorsement of the McCain/Palin ticket at Matt Sear's blog which is very funny! Matt Sears Forever. I know the election is over. But I think its important to remember what types of characters supported the McCain/Palin campaign. Besides, these tapes are funnier than hell! http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=HorsemenOfApocalypse&view=videos
Recently NASA released their first photos of the "four alien planets." Hmmm....what is it about this one photo....? I can't put my finger on it! (but maybe in it!) The planet in this photo looks so familiar! Maybe something I have seen on the Internet? I don't know....
Here is a funny phone call that was recorded on the Jimmy Dean Sausage Hotline. Download the damn thing if you want, or just listen. http://www.box.net/shared/k418xhly0d#1735
3 Things that bug me: 1. That turntable needle scratching the record sound whenever someone says something crazy in different commercials. That shit's old-it has to stop! 2. That nerdy-voiced guy (kinda sounds like Ben Stein) that voices all the fast food and young people type ads in that monotone voice. 3. Sam Waterston-I never liked his character on LaO. I always loved it when the alleged perp was proven innocent! Yeah, Jack! In your face, dipshit! I have hard time even when I see him in a commercial, I kinda like hate the guy, you know? Not really, he just irritates me for some reason-guess its the LaO character.
Two phrases I find funny: 1. "mangina" -I find this phrase to be hilarious-it just sounds funny, and the thought of it coming to fruition (better watch how I word that!) is also the height of funny! 2. "vowel movement"-as in "ahhhh, eeee, iiiiih(?), ohhhhhh, uuuuuhh-sorry, I just had to make a big vowel movement." sorry, that's stupid, I know! Speaking of bowel movements: My mom is always afraid of saying anything "wrong" or "improper." So when she's talking about my son going to the restroom to "make #2", instead of coming right out and saying that, she will say "...then after he ate, he needed to go have a 'BM', so he left the table." I tease her and say something like "What, he had a 'Brian Mulligan?" Or, "You mean he needed to have a 'Brian Martinez'?"!!!
I know you may have seen some of these before, but I was reading the newspaper the other day and saw some funny married names, and thought I'd post some:
We have just been through one of the most contentious election periods in our nation's history. (and that contentiousness ain't over just yet!) What we need to do now is try to unite! While I know that our country needs to unite amongst different races, creeds, and beliefs, I don't think that this kind of activity depicted in this next video is quite what we mean by "uniting"!
Hmmm. I'm not sure that the "Huxtable Factor" figured into this great victory for Barack Obama. I think that what was more a factor in this election was an aversion to the "Bunker Factor"
The "Bunker Factor" is a heretofore unreported phenomenon in which Americans, tired of hearing the same old right wing, racist lies and garbage rehashed over and over, finally have had enough. They voted against "Bunkerism."
"Eedit! I told you I don't want any of them, you know, coloreds in the White House in this here U.S. of A! Now, stifle yourself!"
I found a couple of these "literal" videos that are "resung" by Dustin Mclean. This is a video of a popular song with lyrics that are really happening in the video! What?! You say? Check it out and you'll see! This redone video version of Tears For Fears' Head Over Heels will literally make you laugh!
Here's another redone by Dustin McClean-A-ha's Take on Me. I never really liked this song! It was one of those songs that stuck in your brain and you couldn't get it out!
I know, I know, our long national nightmare is over-(I think!) but here is a blast from the "past"! Sarah Palin is so dumb...
I would hope most of my blogmates and the maybe 10 readers I get once in a while have voted already, but if you have not, please do so. This is a very important election. Maybe the most important ever. Watch the whole clip to get the full effect!
