I don't know. Lately I have been looking at
Grant Miller Media a lot. The guy is just funny. Real funny. And thankfully prolific too! I got influenced by one of his latest posts about a particular movie that's out now to do this. So blame his sick mind for the bad influence! Anyway, without further ado, here are some movie reviews for "
Elephallus," a new movie coming to your local theatres soon! I heard that it's pretty good! These noted critics told me so!
Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times says: "Elephallus is maybe the best of the year in a year that has some outstanding films. Its got the candor, the pathos and energy to sustain the audiences' attention through the whole hour and a half. You know what I really liked about this movie? the rock hard script. The lyrical, almost eloquent lines that these characters have is one thing that really stands out!
Christy Lemire of the Associated Press writes: "I took the whole famly to see it. We were all amazed at this film! An hour and a half? It didn't even seem half that long! The ebb and flow just glided along to it's natural conclusion. I was fascinated by the characters. These characters will never fade in my memory, they are imprinted into my brain!"
Peter Travers of Rolling Stone says: "Awww geez! This one is fun! A rollicking, twisty, twitchy, good time for all ages. If you're searching for the answers to life's questions in this film, you won't find them here! I predict this flick is going to be huge! Really huge. Take a friend and let this film's magic grow on you!"
Here are some of the trailers for the new Miramax film-
Elephallus:
Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times says: "Elephallus is maybe the best of the year in a year that has some outstanding films. Its got the candor, the pathos and energy to sustain the audiences' attention through the whole hour and a half. You know what I really liked about this movie? the rock hard script. The lyrical, almost eloquent lines that these characters have is one thing that really stands out!
Christy Lemire of the Associated Press writes: "I took the whole famly to see it. We were all amazed at this film! An hour and a half? It didn't even seem half that long! The ebb and flow just glided along to it's natural conclusion. I was fascinated by the characters. These characters will never fade in my memory, they are imprinted into my brain!"
Peter Travers of Rolling Stone says: "Awww geez! This one is fun! A rollicking, twisty, twitchy, good time for all ages. If you're searching for the answers to life's questions in this film, you won't find them here! I predict this flick is going to be huge! Really huge. Take a friend and let this film's magic grow on you!"
