While Dick Cheney has been hitting the talk show circuit in earnest,he also has been trying something new lately-music! Yes, Dick has decided, what the heck-he was gonna go for it, and try doing a little rapping. He always knew he had it in him. This is the front and back of his debut offering-"Jus' Dickin' Around"
I have always liked the show Just Shoot Me. We even got a DVD of the series a few years back. One of my favorite characters was Kevin, played by Brian Posehn. The guy was born for comedy-just look at him! Funny delivery, voice, looks-you can't go wrong with that! I hadn't realized he was such a funny standup comedian. (NSFW)
...trying desperately to find that one video clip of Valerie Bertinelli in her blue bikini by the pool. (Thanks Marie Osmond-what a ditz you are! Without your silly, jealous, maybe prudish(?) comments about the 49 year-old Valerie in a bikini and the subsequent gossip show's reports-that included a glimpse of Val in said bikini-I would not have known there was such a glorious testimony to the effects of someone like Val working her...a-well...extra pounds off-she still has curves! and it gives me uhhm...inspiration to work out myself.) I know-most of this post sounds like so many double entendres! Most-(really-no kidding!) are not meant to be-they just came out ....awww forget it!
So... I came across some Youtube clips of gorgeous Valerie! Little did I know that I would also come across some of the weirdest, funniest YT comments I have seen in a while! *Just to let you know-as with many Youtube comments-these are some of the most nasty, profane, silly, immature, sexist, and mean spirited digital diatribes unleashed against people. Sometimes they can be kinda funny to point out though!
*(Click to enlarge)On one clip- (channel names/commenter names taken off to protect the innocent, even though I know you can check them out on YT yourself. People don't need any more or unwanted attention on YT) There's one guy who comments about the clip fairly innocuously-but gets his head chewed off by another commenter. At the end of the exchange, the 1st guy gets the last laugh! In another VB clip "pants around the ankles guy" shows up again! Relentless, he is!
I checked out "super angry commenter's" (from the first screenshot) channel. Looks like someone's got anger issues!
Yes-Ms. Bertinelli has inspired many comments. Including guys(?) who want Valerie to wear a certain type of bikini...and horny guys who get ridiculed by other guys... ...and what's with the "pink polka dot" guy!? In another VB bikini clip (yes-I checked them all out!) he's still got "designs" on Valerie's swimwear!
Finally-of all the strange, horny, disgusting comments directed at Valerie, the next two have to be the strangest! What is the deal with the Illuminati amidst the hottie?! I mean, you're seeing all these slobbering guys' comments, and then this weird stuff about aliens and Alex Jones pops up! I don't get it!
I really need to lose some since we're talking about extra pounds! Speaking of weight issues...just saw a repeat TV medical show about that heaviest man in the world. Ugh! Reminds me of this clip!
What are you people looking for?! Tell me! I have been looking at my Sitemeter readings for the last week or so, and for some reason a bunch of people have been looking at this archive: http://c3fun.blogspot.com/2008_02_24_archive.html It contains a response to a tag from Jen at Casual Slack, an Onion News video about Nascar, a dumb poem I did about flying like a bird, a thing about Adam Levine, and a dumb thing I did about Obama and Hillary before the Primary.
Could it be the Adam Levine thing? Some twisted people trying to find pics of him? Can't be my stuff. The Onion thing can be found on Youtube proper, so that's out. What the heck is it?! It's driving me nuts since these visits just seemed to jump all of a sudden. Let me know-are there some Adam Levine crazies out there? Most of the time I can tell what caused the jump from my usual say, 10 daily visits to maybe 50-60. Not this time. But I do have suspicions it's you Adam Levine nuts. Am I right?
I saw this funny guy Andy Borowitz' stuff on the Huffington Post, a little while back, and from then I have been hooked on his funny stories! I subscribed to his zany little news reports. Check them out, and get a free subscription-these news stories are funny as hell! borowitzreport.com Crazy, screwy, somewhat Onionish, (but probably sometimes funnier) observations about our world today that's for sure! Here are a couple of his recent items:
I apologize for not being around to comment lately-I will be able to later this week...pretty busy lately... With the CA Supreme Court decision handed down recently, these come to mind... The NOM's "Gathering Storm" commercial/fodder for satire inspired many to parody its lameness. There were many really funny storms that were produced from the original gathering storm-including Colbert's and Lizz Winstead's very funny edition. This one, done with Xtranormal's movie-making tools Xtranormal Text-to-Movie is one you may have missed, but it's pretty f'n hilarious. I have wanted to do one of these Xtranormal movies for a while since I heard about it. Now that I have a little extra time, I'll give it a try!
Geez I almost feel like getting a Mac lately-If we could afford the damn thing! I have been having a lot of trouble with setting up a wireless network and also trouble with IE 8 and 7 not displaying my work's webmail and Comcast's webmail correctly! Windows can suck sometimes! I have XP and it sucks also!
I turned on Fox News just to see what's up and Orally and Cannity were both going off on Janeane Garofalo. (and Wanda Sykes and Obama and....etc etc. By the way-I loved Wanda's stuff!!)
Fox's Ambusher in Chief-Griff (Griff!?) Jenkins did just that outside of one of Garofalo's latest gig outside of Starbucks in Mass. I didn't think Fox got what they wanted from Janeane. She remained cool, calm, and didn't go back on what she said about the Teabaggers. The camera was obviously shoved in her face to get a reaction, and possibly a shove or two, but unfortunately for Griff and Fox, it didn't happen. There was some choppy editing-("yeah-let's try to cut out those parts where I try to irritate her to hit me") but really Garofalo kicked Griff's ass. I loved when she said (in response to Griff asking her to give the 'baggers an apology: "I don't... so they're going to have to wait a long time."!! lol and lmao and rotflmao!
Is that Griff dude possibly the silliest looking human being you have ever seen? This guy looks like a reject from Revenge of the Nerds! No wonder he's usually behind the camera! What a dork!
To all the moms out there: Happy Mother's Day! Hope you are all having a special day, for all of you moms out there are very special!
I get former PC World columnist Steve Bass' Techbites Newsletter (check it out/sign up for the great free weekly newsletter that you can get in your inbox for really cool and helpful computer information like excellent security, tools and utility programs-many of them free and links for Internet interests TechBite by Steve Bass) In Techbite's Time Wasters section-where there are Internet silliness, games and funny videos, I found this (I embedded from Bass' YT channel) funny clip: (off-color language)
May 5, 2009
* Geez-I can't keep those Eugene Mirman (where he recorded a homophobic long distance company's spiel-and his very funny responses) links up to save my life! I have had mp3's, Youtube "videos" of these 3 calls, and now-nothing. I did find an Mp3 (on a really cool Internet pop media site WFMU WFMU's Beware of the Blog -check it out for all manner of odd, funny, and really neat Internet stuff!) of one of the funnier of the 3 calls (not the funniest-that's the one with the male caller in my opinion!) Until I get more of these sacred Mp3's, here is the Mp3 of the call from "Kizzie Musselman" of the "Faith, Family and Freedom Campaign."
Speaking of Eugene, he seems to get a lot of weird telemarketing calls. And he seems to quite enjoy making jokes out of them! On Mirman's site he has a bunch of streaming media of these calls, including all 3 right wing Christian anti-gay telemarketer calls for you to hear. Check them out! There's also some other assorted stuff to enjoy!
