Elitism at its worst!

Republican Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin:
She might not be Vice Presidential material...


But she did stay at a Holiday Inn Express Hotel last night!


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News you can use(?)

Here are a couple of news stories that need your attention!


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Hey! what can say!? I love The Onion! Home The Onion - America's Finest News Source Both the print and the Internet edition with it's great video clips are definitely more bang for your buck than a night at the local comedy club, watching some guy not make you laugh-once! I have a few of those Onion "anthologies" and I find that if I keep going back to the even the well-thumbed through editions, I always find something I missed!

This is good news! The show 90210 is back with all new actors! Pretty much the same old show as the original one it seems, according to this billboard I saw recently!

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Truth or fiction?

Hey! Can anyone tell me if this is real or not?! It's purported to be a tape/clip of Britney Spear's vocals without backing tracks/vocals! It seems real, but then, I guess it could be faked. I remember hearing a Madonna or Paula Abdul clip where, since they dance around a lot onstage, the vocals were pretty bad-lots of heavy breathing, gasps-but this is something else! Its just plain old singing like crap, even without dancing around (that much)!

Yum! Hot dogs! I love 'em. I actually do!

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Oh yeah-really? Ok.

It was widely reported today that the really popular reggaeton star Daddy Yankee gave his endorsement to Republican nominee John McCain in a ceremony at Central High School (Cindy McCain's alma mater-'72) in Phoenix, Arizona. Daddy Yankee, whose real name is Raymond Ayala, said "I'm here endorsing Senator McCain because I believe in his ideals and his proposals to lead this nation, you know?" He met McCain two years ago after each was named one of Time Magazine’s most influential people on earth.

Wow! Hoo boy! This is a ringing endorsement by someone who is ever so influential and knowledgeable about the issues involved in this election! This endorsement might just change my mind about voting for Barack!

All I can say is: what the hell?! Influential!? I had never heard of this Daddy Yankee dude before in my life. Him with his dumb and dumber Carrey haircut and crappy music! This is more embarrassing than a big coup for the McCain campaign in my opinion.


I just love the show Scrubs. To me, the show is very funny, and sometimes it can be touching too-sometimes in a roller coaster way! You'll be watching it, and it goes to some sad scene, and next thing you know, it clocks you with a hairpin turn to dark, dark humor. I guess that's why I like it so much! Anyway, I was looking at Boston YT clips and I found this silly little thing from the Scrubs crew.

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Cultish Comedy

More exciting, revealing and explosive excerpts from the hot, bestselling new book by Jerome Corsi, Obama Nation-Leftist Politics and the Cult of Personality:

• Ted and I were told by Hussein-Obama staffers that Hussein-Obama was going to appear tomorrow 7-27, in Oskaloosa, Iowa at 1:00PM. We got drove over to Oskaloosa at about 11:00, thinking there was going to be a huge crowd there and we wanted to get a little closer to Hussein-Obama (even though we were following the judge's order to stay no less than 200 feet away from him). We were surprised to see no big crowds, no lines of cars, no police, no Secret Service agents. So we watched and waited. Nothing. Maybe the Hussein-Obama staffer got the date wrong? I don't think we made a mistake.
  
• I found out that yesterday Hussein-Obama actually appeared more than 86 miles away, in Adel, Iowa! I think that was a dirty trick on the Hussein-Obama staffer's part! That was mean! Really mean!
  
• Ted and I got up, cleaned up and went to go eat breakfast at the local IHOP. I had the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity breakfast, and Ted had the Three Eggs and Pancakes platter. Boy, were they good! I love the Rooty Tooty breakfast!
  
• We went back to the hotel. I got sleepy-took a long nap. We woke up, ate lunch at the hotel diner and did some light shopping at Walgreens. I had a snack when we got back to the hotel, and took a shower, and turned in for an early evening. It was a tiring, eventful day!
  
• Got word from our Hussein-Obama "mole" that Hussein-Obama has a devious side. Boy, I bet he has a hell of a lot of skeletons in his closet! We are supposed to meet the "mole" tomorrow at 7:00 PM in a local diner to discuss just what those transgressions are! Whatever he has on Hussein-Obama, it must be really good! As I spoke to him on the phone, he just kept laughing, really hard!
  
• The "mole" didn't show up at 7:00 like we had talked about on the phone. Hmmm, wonder if he's got more dirt on Hussein-Obama, and just wants to compile more stuff for us, and then contact us to meet later? Yes, I think that's the case! At least that's what I think it is!
  
• John O. called me last night. Asked if I had been taking my "medicine." (I hadn't). He told me, "Jerome, you really need to take your medication, remember, like we discussed the last time."
• It's hard to write a book when you can't breathe!
• I am still having those nightmares where I wake up, not being able to breathe, smelling the choking stench of sulfur. It doesn't matter if its during a nap or at night-I keep having those horrible nightmares! I am beginning to wonder if it has to do with something I have eaten. Every time Ted and I eat a good, filling meal, (maybe our meals are too "heavy"?) I always have a nightmare that night! And Ted always seems to get indigestion. I still think Hussein-Obama is trying to poison us!
  

As part of C3fun's dedication to public service, spiritual leader Wayne Bent/Michael Travesser will answer questions that concern the world around us. This week's question is: How can Americans help to alleviate our country's energy problems?

• I think that one thing we should be doing as a nation is relying more on public transportation and when possible, using bicycles to get to work or to universities or colleges. I have always enjoyed using bicycles to get from here to there and riding a bicycle is a great way to exercise. Have you ever ridden a bicycle with a teenage girl or two? Or maybe a couple ladies with blank expressions on their faces? It's great! I found it clears the mind and I just loved those long, long rides around the compound at Strong City!



• I think we should listen to the youth for ideas on how to help gain America's energy independence. The youth, especially teen aged girls, are a vast resource for ideas. About energy that is.



• What about wind power? At Strong City we had a large windmill that just turned and turned when the wind blew. The teenage girls, and I used to just sit and watch the windmill all the time. We would get a blanket, a picnic lunch, and just sit there, hugging and looking at that windmill on a blanket. Too bad we didn't use it for any of Strong City's power needs.



• I am for biofuels. Biofuels can be beneficial to America for its energy needs since most of them are naturally occurring. Father would want us to seek out and what the Earth can naturally provide. I thank the Father for nature, bio fuels, brainwashed female followers, and of course, teenage girls!
  

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Super Comedy!

When I was a youngster, I used to stay up late and watch the Late Night with David Letterman with my parents once in a while. I liked a lot of the skits and guests that they had on the show. One of my favorite guests was Super Dave Osborne, the deadpan stuntman whose stunts were less exciting feats of precision and daring, and more often hilarious tragedies! I couldn't find any of these clips on YT until just recently, and I am glad I at least found a few! Geez-I didn't know that "Osbourne's" brother is Albert Brooks! I like Albert Brooks a lot also! And I didn't know that their real names are Albert and Bob Einstein!



I tried to find more of his inane stunts but couldn't find them. I also thought his interviews on Late Night with DL were pretty good-couldn't find any! Here is a "non-stunt" clip that is kinda funny.




Have you ever gone to a thriller type of movie and, because it tries to be "twisty" and surprising, the storyline is shot to hell!? The plot? What plot?! I swear sometimes a movie can have so many plot twists and turns that you end up more confused and pissed off that you just spent a good chunk of change on admission on the crap you can't believe you just spent the good chunk of change on! This little sketch satirizes that kind of thriller's plot pretty good! I've posted some of these guy's skits before-Derrick Comedy with (Special Agent) "Tom Rogers Must Get His Daughter Back"



* Next post I will have more excerpts of Jerome Corsi's Obama Nation book!

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These revelations are noxious!

Recently, a new book written by Jerome Corsi-The Obama Nation-Leftist Politics and the Cult of Personality was published. This incendiary book seeks to blow the lid off the Obama popularity and attraction that is rampant across our nation. There are many strong accusations and assertions contained within the book. Here are a few excerpts:

• Ted, my spellchecker and grammaticist and I were walking just behind the Hussein-Obama entourage as he moved about, shaking hands with admirers and well-wishers. I caught a whiff of something, smelled like human gas. I am not entirely sure, as Ted insisted it wasn't him who 'let one go', but I think it was Hussein-Obama .



• A really mean Secret Service agent told Ted and I to 'get the hell outta here, now!' and 'Didn't I tell you once to get the hell outta here!?" I think that is mean on the Hussein-Obama camp's part. To deny American citizens the right to view, question and yell at-(we were placed so far away and had to yell!) a Presidential candidate!



• We were physically assisted away from the Hussein-Obama residence due to the illegal and Soviet-style restraining order. We were told by a Secret Service agent "Hey! The order says that you are not to come within 200 feet of the Obama family, do you understand me!?" I fear for this great nation when investigators seeking the truth like myself can't root through people's garbage.



• Observed Barack Hussein (yes-I will use his full name or at least his middle and last name for this book, thank you!) Obama putting an empty plastic water bottle in a recycling receptacle. The way he tossed it in there was...uhh ..I don't know...you know...kinda...strange.



• During another Hussein-Obama speaking event, I again smelled human gas. I again questioned Ted about this. Yes, he was directly in front of me and yes, he and I had just ate an enormous meal at Grandy's but, I know, in my heart of hearts that it was Hussein-Obama.



• Ted and I had a long, long drive to the next Hussein-Obama speaking engagement. I kept smelling something, something horrible! It was stuck in my nasal cavities. I knew that I was just smelling the seething and frothing impudence (Ted gave me that line!) of the American political process going down the sewer as Americans fawn, fret and sway (yes-that one has Ted all over it) over a candidate that is unfit for command. A Muslim, I kinda think.



• Hussein-Obama didn't even look at me today. Although he is more than 200 feet away. It's hard to see someone's eyes from that distance, especially when they are devious, and possibly gas-emitting Muslims like Hussein-Obama!



• I woke up in a cold sweat in our hotel room last night. I had the worst nightmare! I dreamt that I was suffocating in a cloud of noxious fumes. The fumes could best be described as sulfur-like. Well, when I awoke, I was at first really in a daze, and I turned to Ted who was in the twin bed next to mine and said, 'Wha! What is that!? I can't breathe! I can't breathe! It's that smell again!' and Ted just replied 'hey Jer, just go back to sleep, it's...nothing...nothing at all...ok.' And then I heard Ted roll over and mumble something about eating too much roast and his stomach hurt or something. Maybe Hussein-Obama is trying to poison us!

More revelations from Obama Nation may come at another time!

*UPDATE: Here is the 2nd part of the glimpses into Corsi's Obama Nation Cultish Comedy


This 'toon- (drawn by me) really stinks. (click on it-if you dare-to enlarge)

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