Well, I recently got a spark. One of those creative sparks that makes you feel like a new person. An invigorating jolt of creative juice! I needed something to ignite that fire under me and I didn't know it, but I was sitting on it all the time!
I had to reach deep inside me, inside my bowels to get it, but now it's here and I think this is gonna be good!
Yes, from now on, this blog is gonna be all about farts. Yes-farts. Farts, farting, farted, farts.
Farts that smell so horrible, they make you want to kill someone in a likewise manner:
Farts that were "dealt" by you, but to deflect criticism, you feign innocence and express outrage:
Farts that you sample and savor as one of your own:
Farts that make you go absorightwingin' bonkers:
Farts that make you absoleftwingin' bonkers: (or at least absoliberalin' bonkers)
Yep-farts. They can be a really harrowing experience...
or blogfodder for getting back into posting dumb shit trying to make people laugh!
A blast from the past-Gorgeous George-a public access a-hole who "hosted" the self-titled show on Richmond, VA public access, where he constantly gets insulting calls to his program, and he tries to one-up the insults. This clip kinda goes with the toilet humor theme.
7 comments:
Glad you could find a use for those pics, especially in the context of farts.
Yeah Some guy-thanks for the ideas!
I must've missed the Gorgeous George video. Wow! It's just the kind of juvenile humor that cracks me up every time.
Some Guy-yeah that guy is too much-its dumb stuff, but funny-those insults are pretty humorous-the caller's and GG's! Glad you liked it.
did you have beans for dinner that night
Distributor: I must have! Hope that post didn't stink up the blogosphere too much!
Distributor: I must have! Hope that post didn't stink up the blogosphere too much!
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