April 6, 2008

A New Beginning...

I haven't been around lately. I've been a little burned out. I guess that's what it was. I just didn't feel like blogging too much lately.

Well, I recently got a spark. One of those creative sparks that makes you feel like a new person. An invigorating jolt of creative juice! I needed something to ignite that fire under me and I didn't know it, but I was sitting on it all the time!

I had to reach deep inside me, inside my bowels to get it, but now it's here and I think this is gonna be good!

Yes, from now on, this blog is gonna be all about farts. Yes-farts. Farts, farting, farted, farts.

Farts that smell so horrible, they make you want to kill someone in a likewise manner:

Farts that were "dealt" by you, but to deflect criticism, you feign innocence and express outrage:

Farts that you sample and savor as one of your own:

Farts that make you go absorightwingin' bonkers:

Farts that make you absoleftwingin' bonkers: (or at least absoliberalin' bonkers)

Yep-farts. They can be a really harrowing experience...

or blogfodder for getting back into posting dumb shit trying to make people laugh!

A blast from the past-Gorgeous George-a public access a-hole who "hosted" the self-titled show on Richmond, VA public access, where he constantly gets insulting calls to his program, and he tries to one-up the insults. This clip kinda goes with the toilet humor theme.

I love Robin William's standup-what a great standup comedian! You gotta be on your toes with this guy! This clip is great! Talk about impromptu! (He did a little SU while there were technical difficulties at the Technology Entertainment and Design Conference, which was being held in Monterey, California, and being filmed by the BBC).

via videosift.com

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Some Guy said...

Glad you could find a use for those pics, especially in the context of farts.

Micgar said...

Yeah Some guy-thanks for the ideas!

Some Guy said...

I must've missed the Gorgeous George video. Wow! It's just the kind of juvenile humor that cracks me up every time.

Micgar said...

Some Guy-yeah that guy is too much-its dumb stuff, but funny-those insults are pretty humorous-the caller's and GG's! Glad you liked it.

Distributorcap said...

did you have beans for dinner that night

Micgar said...

Distributor: I must have! Hope that post didn't stink up the blogosphere too much!

Micgar said...

Distributor: I must have! Hope that post didn't stink up the blogosphere too much!