Well, I recently got a spark. One of those creative sparks that makes you feel like a new person. An invigorating jolt of creative juice! I needed something to ignite that fire under me and I didn't know it, but I was sitting on it all the time!
I had to reach deep inside me, inside my bowels to get it, but now it's here and I think this is gonna be good!
Yes, from now on, this blog is gonna be all about farts. Yes-farts. Farts, farting, farted, farts.
Farts that smell so horrible, they make you want to kill someone in a likewise manner:
Farts that were "dealt" by you, but to deflect criticism, you feign innocence and express outrage:
Farts that you sample and savor as one of your own:
Farts that make you go absorightwingin' bonkers:
Farts that make you absoleftwingin' bonkers: (or at least absoliberalin' bonkers)
Yep-farts. They can be a really harrowing experience...
or blogfodder for getting back into posting dumb shit trying to make people laugh!
A blast from the past-Gorgeous George-a public access a-hole who "hosted" the self-titled show on Richmond, VA public access, where he constantly gets insulting calls to his program, and he tries to one-up the insults. This clip kinda goes with the toilet humor theme.
I love Robin William's standup-what a great standup comedian! You gotta be on your toes with this guy! This clip is great! Talk about impromptu! (He did a little SU while there were technical difficulties at the Technology Entertainment and Design Conference, which was being held in Monterey, California, and being filmed by the BBC).
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